This violinist is definitely very dope but the jugglers behind him are still dorks. Nice try, juggling dorks. You might as well have kept practicing next to the ren fair guys having wooden sword…   Read Story »

Dear Bumbling California Burglary Suspect, You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. Uh-oh, did that sound creepy?? I'm not a creep, I swear!! LOL. I'm just a fan. Anyway so, how are you?…   Read Story »

"I leave Newswoman at the foot of the traffic light! One always finds one's burden again. But Newswoman teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises branded headwear. She too…   Read Story »

The soon to be former governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will be the subject of a comic book about a superhero named The Governator. Cool. Cool guy. Cool governor. Cool character. Cool…   Read Story »

On Monday, people witnessed an unexplained plume of smoke from an unannounced missile launch off the coast of Southern California. Unexplained until now, that is. Your girlfriend…   Read Story »

"You can't do that on television." -- Biff. "Relax, Biff." -- Slime (Reminder: VOTE tomorrow.)   Read Story »

After Carly Fiornia accused her opponent of being a laser-eyed demon-sheep, the democrats have responded back by accusing Carly Fiorina of being...a laser-eyed demon-sheep? No wonder the voters of…   Read Story »

I am not a politician, but I feel like I have a basic understanding (see: child's understanding) of how politics work. I know that you are constantly compromising between your ideals and the…   Read Story »

This is just a very solid political ad. It really gets to the issues Californians are facing in the next election, especially around 2:26: You have been putting that sheep up on the CGI dildo…   Read Story »

A local news report from Lawndale, California, examines the pressing issue of some garlic flowers planted in roadway medians. Fair enough. Some residents do not like the smell, and they are urging…   Read Story »