Mark Wahlberg and Diddy held a press conference yesterday to announce their new joint business venture: some water. Whoa! Congrats, boys! This is obviously incredible news to everyone in the world…   Read Story »

Sure the technology seems a little unnecessary when the video chatting technology is already here and, like, there will probably be a lot of time when the machines get lost or fall down in the…   Read Story »

Remember four seconds ago when Netflix raised its prices and everyone's heads fell off as if somehow we had magically been transported to a world in which company's providing convenient services…   Read Story »

Yuck. Corporations may be a lot of things, but one thing they are not is "people." What an asshole for saying that to actual human beings! During an economic crisis! Oh brother. Maybe, MAYBE, you…   Read Story »

Professional airplane-get-kicked-off-er, Kevin Smith, premiered his new movie Red State at the Sundance Film Festival this year, along with his novel method for distributing the film. Well, first he…   Read Story »

Huh? Oh, excuse me, I think I fell asleep after hearing the "Calm" ringtone. SO RELAXING! Now get out there and CLOSE THAT DEAL! (Thanks for the tip, Jane.)   Read Story »

There was a time in American history when parents who wanted a night to themselves would drive their children to a video rental store, where those children could browse through categorized rows of…   Read Story »

It's funny because it's sad.   Read Story »

NBC made an official announcement this morning that the contract negotiations with Conan O'Brien are complete, he will be leaving the Tonight Show at the end of the week, and that show will go back…   Read Story »

After this week's chicken riots, KFC is just going ahead and straight up canceling the deal. From Reuters: The Oprah Winfrey-fueled free chicken give-away that caused pandemonium this week at…   Read Story »