You know what, fuck it. We're selling this website to Burger King. Why not? It's going to be called burgerkinggum.com and it's going to be delicious (free burgers from your company now, please, I…   Read Story »

It's only nominally funny that a tattooed Burger King employee took a naked bath in the restaurant's kitchen sink while listening to Gwar or whatever. What's really funny is the fact that the local…   Read Story »

Hugh Laurie used to love the smell of french fries. Their crisp, buttery scent electrified the air, and the faint meaty scent of a great fry had the same effect on his senses that a desert dweller…   Read Story »

I'm sorry to interrupt our normal routine of trampoline accidents and clips from last night's Who's Going To Kiss My Mom with CELEBRITY GOSSIP, but it concerns Hugh Laurie, who is on a television…   Read Story »