And it's like, HE WOULD KNOW, right, guys?! Hahahahhahahhaha. Surrogates in theaters September 25th, 2009.   Read Story »

Oh no. I have some sad news. Prince Harry the adorable Pygmy Hippo has died, due to complications from hernia surgery. Poor baby. He is in heaven now, with trampoline bear and fat cat.…   Read Story »

That leaves us with a very important (I am definitely using "very important" correctly) question: WHO SHOULD BE IN THE CROW REMAKE?! #Birdie4Crow   Read Story »

Wow. OK! I finally get it. It has taken years and years for the pattern to emerge, but it is clear now that when you put 50 Cent in your movie, it will definitely come out as something else. Because…   Read Story »

If you could have one thing for Valentine's Day what would it be? Most people just want someone to love and a box of chocolates. I bet there is something you haven't thought of that the visitors at…   Read Story »

This guy's looking for one on Craigslist, and apparently, if your script is good and seems like a real Bruce Willis movie, "everything is a green light." Seems aboveboard. Just send your finished…   Read Story »

Today is Veterans Day. If you know someone who has served in our armed forces, give them a call, let them know that you were thinking about them today. It's a nice thing to do. I called my grandpa.…   Read Story »

Apparently this website is just going to be all Zach Galifianakis all the time? Not bad. There could be worse websites in the world. New Between Two Ferns, you guys: On the one hand, I feel…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of The Late Show with David Letterman, Bruce Willis appeared to promote...something? Lipitor? Anyway, he came out wearing a meat hat. (You can watch the segment over at…   Read Story »

Now you, too, can smell like a divorced, 75-year-old former cartoon star and modern-day vodka spokesman.   Read Story »