"You reap what you sow. What goes around comes around. No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape. Everything catches up to you in the end, and when it does, it usually kicks your ass." So…   Read Story »

Jenny is grounded! In Brooklyn! She's not even supposed to use the phone! So it's going to be slightly more difficult than she had originally thought to crack an incredibly illegal fake prescription…   Read Story »

Nate and Serena would love to keep making out in Chuck's kitchen, but Serena is going to be late for breakfast at her mom's and Rufus's apartment. Wait a second, are Nate and Serena BOTH living with…   Read Story »

Oh, good morning. Jenny comes out into the kitchen wearing nothing but a man's oxford shirt. Nate offers to make pancakes. WHAT IS THIS? I guess Jenny just slept over. At Chuck's penthouse apartment.…   Read Story »

This week, it is all about whether or not Chuck and Blair will stay together. Oh gosh, I'm going to need a new seat, because I wore out the edge of this one. I think we can all agree that there is…   Read Story »

Fine, Gossip Girl. If you are not going to treat me like an adult human being with self-worth and a modicum of intelligence whose time is valuable, then I am not going to treat you like a real TV…   Read Story »

The celebration of Passover, a holiday featured in previous episodes of Gossip Girl, centers around the Jewish people's retelling of the story of their emancipation from Egyptian slavery under the…   Read Story »

It used to be that the dramatic tensions of this show were constantly shifting as people changed alliances, changed sleeping partners, or changed boroughs, but everyone seems to be treading water at…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of Gossip Girl there was indeed a party. Obviously. If there were ever an episode of this show that did not feature a party, government agents would raid the CW offices and…   Read Story »

Oh good. For awhile there, I was scared that Gossip Girl would never return. What a shame that would have been! We might never have been able to find out what happened to our wonderful friends! Will…   Read Story »