FRIDAY GIFDAY! THANK GOD! I don't know about you but I cannot wait to be at home, snowed in (possibly) (maybe not?) (I'M NOT LEAVING EITHER WAY), eating guacamole, and not even thinking for one…   Read Story »

COUPLE ALERT. COUPLE ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. PLEASE REMOVE ALL HOT BEVERAGES FROM BOTH HAND AND MOUTH. PLEASE SIT DOWN IF YOU ARE AT A STANDING DESK. FLOOR IS FINE JUST MAKE SURE YOU CAN SEE THE…   Read Story »

It has been a long road. It's hard to believe that over the last few years we've all spent one hundred hours of our lives -- every single one of us-- --certainly not just me and a handful of others…   Read Story »

If there was one week to miss so far this season, it was last week. Hilary Duff? Tyra Banks? Come on. I mean, I know this show is a make-believe dystopian nightmare for children, but one celebrity…   Read Story »

Blair, who uses gloves to turn dormitory door knobs (of course she does), walks in on Dan and Georgina up in each other's gutz. CAUGHT! Dan is like "I was just in here to get a book called Our Bodies…   Read Story »

Whoa. Whatever facts about high school may have been gently fudged during the first two seasons of Gossip Girl (almost all of the facts, covered in fudge), they're going even further with their…   Read Story »

Wow, the summer really is over. TIME TO LEAVE THE HAMPTONS. Or whatever. Are the Hamptons gauche now? I don't know. TIME TO LEAVE THE MOON. Old money is all about summering on the moon now. Of…   Read Story »

First, your honor, I present the evidence. Article 1: BUT WAIT, DOCTOR JUDGE, THERE IS MORE OF THIS: Evidence piece #29: Bloody Knife! I am going to throw the book at this evidence! And…   Read Story »

Chuck Bass dips into the Bass fortune to open his own chain of infused-smoothie stores, going head to head with Jambo's Juice (CEO revealed in final episode with cameo by Breckin Meyer). Serena Van…   Read Story »

Leighton Meester has a new song called "Body Control." It's going to set the middle-of-the-road, generic dance clubs of 1999 who like pedestrian non-music on fire.   Read Story »