Showing All "Birthdays" Posts
Mar 27th, 2009 31 Comments
Videogum launched on April 8th of last year, and since then we have dedicated ourselves tirelessly to bringing you the latest in trampoline accidents, Paul Rudd fart noises, and Gwyneth…   Read Story »
Jan 21st, 2009 Comment
TMZ has the scoop on what has to be the single most poorly conceived (but also LOLiest) birthday card ever:
...the Hallmark Joker b-day card -- which plays a voice recording of the phrase "let's put…   Read Story »
Jan 14th, 2009 11 Comments
Andy Rooney turns 90 years old today. That is so many years old. That's almost all of the years. It was like big bang, then dinosaurs, then Andy Rooney crawled out of the ocean. You know how they say…   Read Story »
Aug 25th, 2008 3 Comments
Speaking of Blake Lively, it's her 21st birthday today. Happy birthday, Blake Lively! You know who else's birthday it is? Serena Van Der Woodsen 1.0, Rachel Bilson. She turns 27. Happy birthday,…   Read Story »
Aug 21st, 2008 Comment
Miley Cyrus is having her 16th birthday at Walt Disney World, and is selling tickets to her fans to join in the celebration, for $250. This is great news for spoiled 11-year-olds, perverts, and…   Read Story »
Aug 20th, 2008 4 Comments
Happy Birthday, Al.
Here's to 54 years of fake laughter, pandering likeability, calculated mediocrity, non-threatening blandness, and false geniality.
You did it!
Hate,
Videogum.
(Please feel…   Read Story »
Aug 18th, 2008 9 Comments
Uncle Majic and Shock-Kim are who the celebrities call for their kids' birthday parties:
I saw this ad on TV last night during I Love Money, so apparently the target audience is celebrities who…   Read Story »
Jul 16th, 2008 2 Comments
Brett Gelman got Jon Daly a birthday present!
Joke response 1: I hate gag gifts. They're such a waste of money. What are we, in junior high?
Joke response 2: don't you hate when someone gives…   Read Story »


























