Showing All "Beyoncé" Posts
Oct 19th, 2011 31 Comments
I don't want to build this video up too much because I don't want anyone to be let down if it isn't as good as they hoped it would be, but let me just say that this is the best video you'll ever see…   Read Story »
Jul 1st, 2011 32 Comments
When they say that life is full of surprises, they're mostly talking about very unpleasant surprises! No one is ever like, "life is full of surprises, you never know when you're going to get a bonus…   Read Story »
May 11th, 2011 40 Comments
Meet your new hero: Jeffrey!
Now, because Jeffrey is a hero to us all, I don't really have to explain this to anyone, but still, just to clarify, we didn't choose* this young man as our hero…   Read Story »
May 4th, 2011 61 Comments
It's getting harder and harder for kids these days to dance to Beyonce's "Get Me Bodied" in a gym or cafeteria without Beyonce herself showing up. Whoops, sorry. The way that's written, it kind of…   Read Story »
Apr 28th, 2011 36 Comments
Good news, guys: you can finally delete those "kidz bop single ladies" google alerts. Waiting is the best sauce? Gross. Also, you were waiting for this? Gross. But also: sauce. Gross. IT'S HERE! IT'S…   Read Story »
Apr 27th, 2011 57 Comments
Whether or not this push to end childhood obesity as part of Michelle Obama's White House initiative to promote healthy diets and regular exercise for young people works is still up in the air, but…   Read Story »
Apr 20th, 2011 44 Comments
Fair enough. Sorry, gurrrl!   Read Story »
Feb 21st, 2011 68 Comments
Thom Yorke made a new album? And a music video? And people have already taken that music video and re-edited it to other people's songs, namely people who do not sound very much at all like Thom…   Read Story »
Sep 28th, 2010 54 Comments
While visiting Jay-Z's mom (you know how it is, when you have to go visit Jay-Z's mom) in West Orange, New Jersey , Beyonce crashed a block party. You guys, we are going to the wrong block…   Read Story »
May 4th, 2010 50 Comments
Beyonce's new music video, "Why Don't You Love Me?":
First there was "Ring the Alarm," and then there was "Irreplaceable," and now "Why Don't You Love Me?" You guys, I am worried about Beyonce!…   Read Story »
























