I haven't seen The Artist yet, because I don't really want to, and I'm sure it's very good and that I would like it, but, I don't know, leave me alone about it, but one thing I do know about The…   Read Story »
[Ed. note: Maris Kreizman has her own blog called Slaughterhouse 90210 that delightfully (DELIGHTFULLY!) pairs images from movies and TV with powerful quotes from contemporary and classic literature,…   Read Story »
It is the curse of our era that movies can't just be about stuff anymore. Even the simplest stories are gussied up with aesthetic gimmickry. I'm not talking about 3D, or Sam Worthington, either. I'm…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.