Hey, remember when TLC stood for The Learning Channel? We were probably learning TOO much and they had to balance us out.   Read Story »

Oh no! There has been a terrible outbreak of horse herpes in Utah! Horse herpes! Ahhhhhh! Come on, horses. Wear a horse condom! Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with the horses' genitals…   Read Story »

YEARBOOK! (Oh lord. Goodnight!) (Via TheHighDefinite.)   Read Story »

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