You know, you try to get through you day -- you only snooze your alarm once in the morning, you take a pleasant walk, drink a coffee, respond to a few emails. You try to stay calm, keep your head on…   Read Story »

Yo, please RT! Whattup beautiful young women who think it's cool to take your clothes off for HBO and young men who are interested in ecology instead of wrestling! Today I want to rap at you about…   Read Story »

It is a really nice face, so it makes sense that he was getting the word out there about it.   Read Story »

All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. "Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it…   Read Story »

Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For…   Read Story »

According to this hilarious news report, a tiny female alien was found walking around in Lahore, Pakistan last week, so children took it and burned it and now it's dead. YouTube people, does this…   Read Story »

The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big…   Read Story »

Everything else about him is fine. He's got a decent job and he treats you well and he gets along with your family. You'd been dating a full 8 months before he decided that he felt comfortable enough…   Read Story »

"Troll Fan" Barbie commercial from the early '90s: The funniest thing about that commercial is the jingle, which explains what a "fan" is. "Troll Troll Troll/ Troll Fan Barbie/ She's really into…   Read Story »

This is the special 45th Anniversary Birds edition Barbie doll. Sure. I can't believe people are still talking about the new iPhone. Don't collapse that tent just yet, nerd, you've got another line…   Read Story »