And it's like, HE WOULD KNOW, right, guys?! Hahahahhahahhaha. Surrogates in theaters September 25th, 2009.   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hi, Kelly Kelly: How has your day been Gabe: pretty good Gabe: a pretty standard day Gabe: here in America Gabe: the Greatest Country on Earth Kelly: Sure Kelly: Can't…   Read Story »

Senior Black Correspondent, Larry Wilmore, reports on the Trayvon Martin case for The Daily Show. It's good/interesting/funny but they should have invited Andrew!   Read Story »

Wait, does this mean we get to vote for Herman Cain again? Love that guy. Great President. Not entirely sure why J.J. Abrams is in this, but I'm sure he has his reasons. The important thing is that…   Read Story »

If even Piers Morgan, Captain of the Softball Questions Team, can hold your feet to the fire about your completely untenable position, it is time to rest your case. OBJECTION!   Read Story »

This. Changes. Everything. Nate Silver has been up all night and it looks like Rick Santorum is now a shoe-in to win not only the Republican nominating contest but also the general election in…   Read Story »

You guys following the 2012 presidential election? Well don't bother. It's all sewn up. A new USA Today/Pew Research Center poll shows that 100 percent of Americans would vote for Obama if the…   Read Story »

Drake is at Sundance this week because everybody is at Sundance this week. I read a story this morning about how Stephanie Pratt was so drunk at Sundance and I was like oh yeah! Stephanie Pratt…   Read Story »

During last night's State of the Union (how's the hospital, by the way? Stomach all pumped?) Barack Obama talked about all kinds of important and meaningful stuff, I'm sure. But the only thing anyone…   Read Story »

Tonight is Barack Obama's last State of the Union address for his first term in office, and possibly his last State of the Union address ever if Mr. Doubtfire (Gingrich) or Robo-Prez 5000 (Romney) or…   Read Story »