This one goes out to everyone who woke up super late today because telephones haven't evolved enough yet to know that they should try to wake you up again if you accidentally turned them off instead…   Read Story »

Keenan is such a sell-out. Timmy never forgot where he came from (his mom's kitchen).   Read Story »

This is as close as Ke$ha will ever come to not being the worst. New shirt. New song. New banana. Same Timmy. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)   Read Story »