C'mon, baby, we don't have all day. You're living in our house for free and we've only given you a few tasks, one of which is making the coffee. It's certainly not that hard -- we have a coffee maker…   Read Story »

It must be a bit disheartening for people who have worked their whole lives to become perfect dancers to see this tiny baby, right out of the gate, dancing much more perfectly than they ever could.…   Read Story »

I know that some of you had a day off yesterday, and that's great. I hope you feel rested and ready to tackle some goals, because today you have to go back to work! Sooooorrrryyy. I don't make the…   Read Story »

Reading or listening to poetry is not something that I'd ever think of as an unpleasant task. Unless you are reading or listening to bad poetry, in which case you should stop it, or unless you just…   Read Story »

BRAVA! BRAVA! Wonderful job, baby. I assume you added in the accompaniment in Logic Pro after you filmed the piano portion and, although it isn't without its flaws, overall it shows tremendous talent…   Read Story »

This baby knows what's up. Mac and cheese? Fuck you, pay me. This baby's first order of business upon receiving his million dollars is going to be to pay his mother to never say "hungies" again. His…   Read Story »

Thaaaat's it. Just relax and watch the babies. Now, fall asleep. Now, stay asleep. Now, fall onto the floor. Now, stay on the floor until nighttime or until someone finds you. Thaaat's it. (Via…   Read Story »

We can't all be tiny babies doing pushups on bottles, but we all CAN get up, take a brisk walk around wherever we are, finish some work, pick up some things for dinner, and maybe read a book before…   Read Story »

I don't know what it is about video cameras that make people think that using them to capture their baby's dangerous activity is going to make their baby not get injured, but BOY OH BOY does it seem…   Read Story »

I know looking at the picture of this animatronic baby is not really something that anyone wants to do. BELIEVE ME. Not only because it looks like a scary robot, but also because it kind of looks…   Read Story »