Update your records accordingly. [NOTE: Also applicable in files "Baby," "Crying Baby," "Baby Tricks," "Cute," as well as "Web, General." Thank you.] (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »

As we go through our days, it's always possible that we may run into something that will tempt us to lose control over our emotions or bodies: A traffic jam, an annoying coworker, a dent in your car…   Read Story »

You hear a lot these days about people going a bit too far to get certain "scoops." Like how People magazine crashed Blake Lively's wedding to get the scoop about whether or not it looked like a…   Read Story »

It's funny how so often, even when we've done something many times, we assume we'll react in a different way than we have every other time we've ever done it. Like even though you never wake up to do…   Read Story »

It's September now. Summer is coming to a close, but fall and the happy part of winter are right around the corner. We're back at work from a long holiday weekend, but now there are only four days in…   Read Story »

If you don't love this video, you are a legitimate monster. Ok break over, back to work! Gotta eat those peas! (Via LaughingSquid.)   Read Story »

When the great philosophers were trying to resolve that age old weed circle question of how we can know for sure that our waking reality is any more real than our dream states one of the main…   Read Story »

This is a very nice and soothing nursery that any infant would love to have as its new post-womb home, obviously, and maybe even fitting because maybe it's like the plane was the womb and then the…   Read Story »

Having spoken so many times this season about what I see as an upsetting overuse of Jesse™ catchphrases and Oprah Winfrey Aha Moments, it might seem slightly contradictory for me to say this, but:…   Read Story »

BREAKING: Ryan Gosling does not want to impregnate any woman unless he is married to her. But Eva Mendes doesn't believe in marriage! HOW WILL THIS STORY END?!?   Read Story »