Sometime last night, mostly through the help of Twitter, this video of an eagle allegedly snatching a baby in Montreal went "viral." "Will we ever be able to take our delicious babies into eagle…   Read Story »

This one goes out to everyone who woke up super late today because telephones haven't evolved enough yet to know that they should try to wake you up again if you accidentally turned them off instead…   Read Story »

Sometimes it's nice to check in with the Internet, make sure it's still doing its thing. Yup! Everything seems to be in perfect working order. (Via DancingAloneToPony.)   Read Story »

When I die bury me inside the Gucci store, yes, but when I'm born bury me wherever this is. Bad baby contest, you in first place! (Via Slacktory.)   Read Story »

Earlier this week, the BAD DAD ALERT was triggered by a FOUR ALARM BAD DAD when it was reported (haha, reported) that Kelsey Grammer took his three month old baby to a party at the Playboy mansion.…   Read Story »

Gabe has previously reported numerous accounts of this dangerous sex monster's attempts at destroying the hearts and vaginas of the world's female population, but his latest ploy has taken his scheme…   Read Story »

Some days you gotta get started with a video of a bunch of different babies tasting a bunch of different lemons. I don't make the rules! I do not make the rules. I just play by them, and I play by…   Read Story »

What's the deal with these tiny pea brains? You see so many videos of the same thing -- one minute they're crying, as if the whole world isn't only trying to love them and teach them words and give…   Read Story »

Update your records accordingly. [NOTE: Also applicable in files "Baby," "Crying Baby," "Baby Tricks," "Cute," as well as "Web, General." Thank you.] (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »

As we go through our days, it's always possible that we may run into something that will tempt us to lose control over our emotions or bodies: A traffic jam, an annoying coworker, a dent in your car…   Read Story »