Showing All "Aziz Ansari" Posts
Aug 8th, 2011 6 Comments
Jesse Eisenberg is great, we all know that, but sometimes he says things where you're like, Ugh, ok, don't say any more things. Like when he says he'd be a bike messenger if he weren't an actor.…   Read Story »
Aug 1st, 2011 5 Comments
I'm sorry, I really love him a lot, but Joel McHale REALLY needs to stop "taking shots" at Ryan Seacrest. It is so embarrassing. No one is talking about Ryan Seacrest! -Deadline
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Apr 22nd, 2011 41 Comments
I've got a pretty huge problem with this and I'm going to tell you what it is. Sure, Aziz is in it, and Aziz is very funny. It's got Jesse Eisenberg, who is a very talented and charming young actor…   Read Story »
Jun 7th, 2010 95 Comments
Holy shit. I know that I am now well-past the age of the intended audience for the MTV Movie Awards, but I have to say that last night's event was scary and confusing and made me feel like a crazy…   Read Story »
Jun 6th, 2010 47 Comments
As a human being living on planet Earth in 2010, I'm obviously riveted to my television tonight to see how the MTV Movie Awards turn out. It just feels IMPORTANT. And most of all, I can't wait to see…   Read Story »
Jun 4th, 2010 22 Comments
You guys, sometimes it is crazy to me that it is 2010 and the MTV Movie Awards still exist. Do kids even know what movies are anymore? "You mean the thing I download on my PSP?" Do kids even know…   Read Story »
Mar 8th, 2010 13 Comments
Did Justin Bieber steal from Raaaaaaaandy? War is trending!   Read Story »
Feb 5th, 2010 11 Comments
It is funny to think about school children dutifully ignoring this interview while their parents drive them home, refusing to change the radio station to something cool. You can listen to it here.   Read Story »
Jan 14th, 2010 20 Comments
Oh man, you guys, remember, like, four days ago when no one really gave a shit about late night television because it's 2010 and we all have better things to watch on our Motorola RZRs? Now, it is…   Read Story »
Jan 13th, 2010 17 Comments
"Girls kiss, yo, nowadays? Fuck yo." Have you seen the RZA's insane but obviously awesome paintings? I signed up to reserve one, but then a dude called my house to tell me that they are $500. Yikes!…   Read Story »
























