Oh the kittenmanity! If you do plan on going out on the carpet this weekend, you guys, buckle up. It's the CLAW! (Get it? The claw? Like, "it's the law," but cats have claws? Do you or don't…   Read Story »

EXCUSE ME, BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS THING? IT SEEMS IRRESPONSIBLE. I HOPE THEY DO A BUNCH OF TEST SCREENINGS ON LAB MICE FIRST TO MAKE SURE THE LAB MICE DON'T DIE FROM CRY-SMILING. THE HUMAN…   Read Story »

You guys, I woke up at 4:15 this morning to take an airplane through the sky, so pardon me if I have yet to pull my head out of this peanut butter jar. That lion up there knows what I'm talking…   Read Story »

It's a Friday miracle! This guy knows what I'm talking about.   Read Story »

Now, be a good girl, and go say goodbye to the rest of your day.   Read Story »

Holy cow. Last night's event was a great success. Which means this morning's morning is a terrible disaster. My head right now feels like this guy's pants. Please be patient.   Read Story »

When you look into the bucket, the bucket also looks into you. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)   Read Story »

Eat your heart out, Tea Party! Literally, I would like you to eat your heart out. You cannot survive without your heart. Get it? I hope you don't get it. Until it is too late. R.I.P. to both the Tea…   Read Story »

YAY! PONY DAY! WHAT A MAGICAL DAY! I LOVE YOU, MIDNIGHT! I LOVE ALL OF MY ROBOT-LEG HORSE FRIENDS! (Thanks for the tip, gobblegirl.)   Read Story »

Squirrels with their heads stuck in yogurt cups is so 2000 and late. 2011 is all about raccoons with their heads stuck in peanut butter jars. Streets ahead. (Thanks for the tip, Evan.)   Read Story »