OK, so I know that neither Frankie Muniz nor the creators of Agent Cody Banks actually invented the over-the-sunglasses-pulled-down-the-nose-stare. That was invented by a Diet Sprite commercial.…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what I expected last night, nor quite why I tuned in to Jay Leno's final broadcast of the nightmarishly miserable 10PM failure, The Jay Leno Show. The show began terribly, and it only…   Read Story »

At this point, it is clear that the season of Saturday Night Live is coming together. The cast and writers are really cooking with the gas now. Case in point, this weekend's episode when Ashton…   Read Story »

Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy…   Read Story »

"7th grader Melissa Bell gives a tender account of meeting Ashton Kutcher at a school dance." Self-insertion slash fiction is always best when it is written by children.   Read Story »

Ashton Kutcher's Spread trailer, you guys: Whoa. After seeing the Spread poster I thought that the movie looked awful, but it turns out I had no idea. What an awful, AWFUL looking movie. Yuck.…   Read Story »

Check out this poster for Ashton Kutcher's new romantic comedy, Spread, ladies. What do you think? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? This poster has clearly gone to the Whatever Works School of Movie Poster…   Read Story »

Have you ever wished you could see what goes on behind the scenes in the world of modeling or high fashion? Well, you must be a very entertained person, then, because almost every show on TV gives…   Read Story »

When I was in junior high, I really loved Ray Bradbury. One of my favorite Bradbury stories is the classic "A Sound of Thunder." If you've never read it, it's about a guy in the future who goes on a…   Read Story »

Today the world dies a little. Ashton Kutcher has defeated CNN in the race to one million Twitter followers*. Yuck. But let's think about what it actually means: not much. Twitter is a social…   Read Story »