Showing All "Ashton Kutcher" Posts
Mar 17th, 2010 68 Comments
OK, so I know that neither Frankie Muniz nor the creators of Agent Cody Banks actually invented the over-the-sunglasses-pulled-down-the-nose-stare. That was invented by a Diet Sprite commercial.…   Read Story »
Feb 10th, 2010 44 Comments
I'm not sure what I expected last night, nor quite why I tuned in to Jay Leno's final broadcast of the nightmarishly miserable 10PM failure, The Jay Leno Show. The show began terribly, and it only…   Read Story »
Feb 8th, 2010 48 Comments
At this point, it is clear that the season of Saturday Night Live is coming together. The cast and writers are really cooking with the gas now. Case in point, this weekend's episode when Ashton…   Read Story »
Sep 18th, 2009 48 Comments
Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy…   Read Story »
Aug 31st, 2009 16 Comments
"7th grader Melissa Bell gives a tender account of meeting Ashton Kutcher at a school dance." Self-insertion slash fiction is always best when it is written by children.   Read Story »
Jun 25th, 2009 41 Comments
Ashton Kutcher's Spread trailer, you guys:
Whoa. After seeing the Spread poster I thought that the movie looked awful, but it turns out I had no idea. What an awful, AWFUL looking movie. Yuck.…   Read Story »
Jun 11th, 2009 32 Comments
Check out this poster for Ashton Kutcher's new romantic comedy, Spread, ladies. What do you think? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? This poster has clearly gone to the Whatever Works School of Movie Poster…   Read Story »
May 21st, 2009 19 Comments
Have you ever wished you could see what goes on behind the scenes in the world of modeling or high fashion? Well, you must be a very entertained person, then, because almost every show on TV gives…   Read Story »
Apr 20th, 2009 147 Comments
When I was in junior high, I really loved Ray Bradbury. One of my favorite Bradbury stories is the classic "A Sound of Thunder." If you've never read it, it's about a guy in the future who goes on a…   Read Story »
Apr 17th, 2009 20 Comments
Today the world dies a little.
Ashton Kutcher has defeated CNN in the race to one million Twitter followers*. Yuck. But let's think about what it actually means: not much. Twitter is a social…   Read Story »























