In the first 10 minutes of Jingle All the Way, before we even get into the slapstick, crime-laden, immoral plot, we learn that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a negligent father who doesn't spend enough…   Read Story »

As Christopher Wallace said, mo years, mo problems. I'm almost positive that is how it goes. It is now 2010, but here we stand, forever at the precipice of an enormous crossroads. With every step we…   Read Story »

Fun fact: Arnold Schwarzenegger kept the prop sword from his film Conan: The Barbarian, and displays it proudly in his office. There it is! Neat! (Neat? Haha. Right.) What a good job at being…   Read Story »

Yesterday, the California Supreme Court upheld Prop 8. Well played, Judges. Pop champagne. Obviously, the law is a complicated thing, and I'm willing to believe that the justices were simply ruling…   Read Story »

Do you like this poster? Do you? It's OK if you do. Just say that you like this poster. Just say, "when I see this poster, I am intrigued and want to know more." Is that a movie poster? (That's you…   Read Story »

A sampling of Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Milius's DVD commentary for Conan The Barbarian: LOLOLOL. So good. "She's In Ecstasy, She's In Drugs" is the first single off of my next album.…   Read Story »

Production begins today on Terminator 4, or Terminator Salvation, and what's grabbing all the headlines is that the newest installment is looking for a PG-13 rating. Naturally, it raises a few…   Read Story »

I just love the look on Brian Kilmeade's (don't worry, I had to look up his name) face after he brags about being stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger on Fox and Friends and Geraldo retorts with…   Read Story »