We take an uncharacteristic but momentary break from our ongoing coverage of Underwear Dances to bring you some IMPORTANT NEWS. From Yahoo!: It's a good news/bad news situation for believers in…   Read Story »

Less than 24 hours after the last of 33 Chilean miners was heroically rescued from the CENTER OF THE EARTH, Spike TV makes an IMPORTANT TELEVISION ANNOUNCEMENT. From the Hollywood Reporter: Spike…   Read Story »

Whatever, robot. When your boyfriend is finished folding his socks, why don't the two of you head down to the junkyard and throw yourselves in, because you're TRASH. I'll say that to your stupid…   Read Story »

Look, kids are adorable and say the darndest things and they are our future, or whatever, and when they grow up they're all going to be a firetruck. But there's also the other side of the whole kid…   Read Story »

As someone who does not live in North Carolina and has very little interest in the politics of North Carolina (NO OFFENSE!), I've never heard of Renee Elmers before. I guess she is the Republican…   Read Story »

It has long been believed that the world would end in 2012, but new information suggests that the world might end as early as whenever the fuck this new show called Bridalplasty on E! is coming out.…   Read Story »

Oh man, you guys. Last night's Videogum "Back to School" comedy show and party was such a success! So much fun. Literally too much fun. We'll post some pictures later today and everyone can relive…   Read Story »

From the Orlando Sentinel via BoingBoing: A “suspicious” toy pony was blown up after it was found abandoned in the middle of a cul-de-sac near an Orange County elementary school this…   Read Story »

This video (via BoingBoing) features a state-of-the-art robot in a UC Berkley lab that has been trained to pair socks together. That's all it does. It takes two socks, one of which is inside out, it…   Read Story »

Contact juggling is the work of shiftless hippies and long-haired stoneballs. But shiftless hippies and long-haired stoneballs need happiness and a sense of fulfillment just as much as anyone else in…   Read Story »