The news is reporting today that a suspect has been identified and may or may not have already been detained by law enforcement agencies. While this is (probably?) a good development, it naturally…   Read Story »

This is a screengrab of actress Chloe Moretz's Twitter page. She tweets her thoughts and prayers to the people in Boston, then she retweets two articles about herself, and then she tweets again about…   Read Story »

REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. WE ARE NOW AT GOBBLECON 4! General: Good one, Gabe. Gabe: Thank you, General. General: You are an American hero. Gabe: Thank you, sir, that is all…   Read Story »

The thing about this slow motion video of people riding bicycles around a burning velodome as it threatens to break apart and engulf them is that not only is it the type of grandiose and dangerous…   Read Story »

The Hollywood Reporter this morning has an editorial about what Bob Greenblatt, the new-ish head of NBC, should do to turn the network's dismal ratings around. This has been a pretty popular topic of…   Read Story »

This "Star Wars Call Me Maybe" video has been online for a whole month, and it has more than 6 million views, and yet somehow, the implosive black hole that we all would have assumed this video would…   Read Story »

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premiered this week and 2.2 million people watched it. That's a lot of people! Even without the numbers, this is the type of reality show that brings up the old sawhorse…   Read Story »

Casting calls are almost always hilarious. Look, if you want to see an alien shove itself into a human flesh suit in Men in Black and walk around all herky-jerky for the big guffaws, then someone has…   Read Story »

ATTENTION BIOLOGICAL CITIZENS! THE ROBOTS WHO HAVE RISEN UP AGAINST US AND NOW MAKE NEAR DAILY INCURSIONS AGAINST HUMANKIND IN THEIR ROBOWAR TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE NATURAL RESOURCES ARE NO LONGER…   Read Story »

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