Eric isn't going to be on Gossip Girl anymore!!!!!!!!! But who will be gay?!?!? -Vulture The director of 30 Minutes or Less is definitely full of bologna when he says the movie has nothing to do…   Read Story »

Alright, nerds, here's your first look at Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. Haha. GOTCHA! Classic. You nerds! P.S. Yuck.   Read Story »

Glad to see that the new movie is going to pick up right where the last one left off: with noted crybaby Bruce Wayne losing Wayne Manor after the news report on the stock and then having to be the…   Read Story »

Love and Other Drugs is actually based on a memoir called Hard Sell: the Evolution of a Viagra Salesman. (Hard Sell! Do you get it?! Penises.) Now, as we have all learned from writers like David…   Read Story »

Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that EVERY SINGLE BRITISH FEMALE ACTRESS IS DEAD. That's what happened, right? That's why Anne Hathaway is in this? There was not a single actress with an actual genuine…   Read Story »

Well, that was TERRIBLE. Look: I know that I complain a lot, OK? Don't you think I know that? Of course I know that. But despite what you may think, I actually AM capable of enjoying things, and I…   Read Story »

Vanity Fair has released its annual "Hollywood Issue," complete with its annual "glossy photo of famous people slinking all over each other like they are about to do it, which maybe they are,…   Read Story »

As you almost certainly have heard, Anne Hathaway has been cast in the latest Christopher Nolan Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, as Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman. Cool? We have to rely on our faith…   Read Story »

I'm an adult, I don't really care about the Academy Awards, and I find Anne Hathaway difficult to watch. (She seems like a frigid jerk and her face is so sharp it cuts my eyeballs.) But even I got…   Read Story »

The Internet will continue to sit quietly and wait for an apology from whoever did this.   Read Story »