This week we pick up right where we left off last week, and where we left off last week was Eric eating Sookie's fairy godmother. Whoops! That was just one of those plot elements that is so good and…   Read Story »

So, Eric has vampire amnesia. He also has shirt amnesia. WHO IS HIS SHIRT?! This episode never explains what happens, because when the witches cast their magical spell on him he was wearing a shirt,…   Read Story »

Detective Jason Stackhouse wakes up tied to a bed in the Panther People's garage and the little boy meth addict is licking a wound on his head. You know, normal beginning of this show kind of stuff.…   Read Story »

And here we are again. Last year, I really thought maybe I would hang up my True Blood cleats. It seemed like it was time. Vampires and werewolves are one thing, and OK, shapeshifting dogs who also…   Read Story »

There was no recap two weeks ago because we live in a complicated world and sometimes recaps don't happen. In retrospect, I'm not even sure if I saw the whole episode? I know that Vampire Eric made a…   Read Story »

First of all, a big congratulations to True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, who got for real life married this weekend in Malibu or somewhere. It is not uncommon for actors and actresses…   Read Story »

Vampire Eric runs into his Vampire Bar and tells his Vampire Friend Pam that they have to Vampire Run, because the Vampire King is going to Vampire Kill them for what Eric Vampire Did to the Vampire…   Read Story »

The Romantics trailer, you guys: Here's a fun new game: it's called "SPOILER ALERT" and the way you play is you guess how the movie ends based on the trailer. Here are your choices: a)…   Read Story »

A few weeks ago, when Vampire Bill was having sex with Vampire Loretta, or whatever her name was, and he grabbed her head and turned it all the way around on her neck so that her Vampire face was…   Read Story »

There was no recap of last week's episode, but if there had it would have read something like this: "There is a boring speech and then another boring speech, and OH, GROSS! Yuck! Something really…   Read Story »