Rich Juzwiak posted this clip over on Gawker more than a week ago, so it's basically ancient herstory that has almost been lost to the ravaging sands of time. But Gawker has this very…   Read Story »

"I've seen it all." That's you when you woke up this morning. "I've seen it all, there's nothing left to see that I haven't seen. Ecclesiastes 1:9 -- there's nothing new under the sun. I always…   Read Story »

"These are the sounds humans make," he explained to his newborn baby. With that, his plan was set into action. (Via ViralViral.)   Read Story »

Twenty-seven animals (mostly horses, chickens, and sheep) are in Heaven now, wondering why their last few months on Earth got so weird all of a sudden. :(   Read Story »

It has been a wonderful week of guest writers and discussion and videos and television and movies. It would be a shame not to take a moment on this beautiful Friday to sit back and remember all the…   Read Story »

I know we never even asked for anything like a zebra and couldn't have a zebra because I mean even though we did have a backyard and it was probably big enough for a zebra we didn't have a cage or…   Read Story »

A lizard that looks like Spiderman was recently photographed in Kenya. Kind of insane how a story like this is breaking on such a slow news day but let's just go with it, guys! -HyperVocal Do you…   Read Story »

I'll give you all a moment for the inevitable applause break following that Pulitzer Prize nominated headline before we get into the story. [Applause Break. Shouts of "Goooood headline!" ring out.]…   Read Story »

Just because we had our Petting Zoo countdown yesterday and I did not see this video until today does NOT mean we can't all get together and enjoy it this morning. At least it shouldn't. Good…   Read Story »

BUY MORE WHEAT THINS! OR DON'T! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE ENDLESS CHOICES YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH BETWEEN THE DAY YOU ARE BORN AND THE DAY YOU DIE, BUT THIS ONE HAPPENS TO INVOLVE TRACY MORGAN…   Read Story »