Showing All "America’s Got Talent" Posts
Jun 7th, 2012 42 Comments
I don't really watch America's Got Talent because frankly I find it horrifying. It's not just that the definition of the word "talent" is so thinly sliced or that the judges's faces all seem to be…   Read Story »
Dec 15th, 2011 25 Comments
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? Popular SiriusXM "shock-jock" and Private Parts star Howard Stern will be replacing Piers Morgan on America's number one "Got Talent" show, America's Got Talent!…   Read Story »
Jun 1st, 2011 21 Comments
John Jacobson performed Double Dream Hands! on the season premiere of America's Got Talent! But het gets booed offstage! It's kind of sad, actually!   Read Story »
Aug 25th, 2010 72 Comments
While I agree philosophically with the idea that all taste is subjective, I kind of feel like we need to get a Snopes verification on it. Because, sometimes I get the feeling that taste is not…   Read Story »
Aug 11th, 2010 49 Comments
At some point, we as a species will no longer be amazed at human voices coming out of human heads, no matter how much those heads do not fit our preconceived notions of what a head, or at least that…   Read Story »
Jul 14th, 2010 36 Comments
Piers Morgan, the Simon Cowell of America's Got Talent, is set to replace Larry King on his CNN talk show. Cool? I actually watched a few minutes of America's Got Talent last night for some reason.…   Read Story »
Jun 16th, 2010 18 Comments
I suppose "Stop it, mom, you're embarrassing me" is still way better than "Stop it, mom, you're raping me." (Precious joke. Too soon? Too LATE?!)   Read Story »
Jun 9th, 2010 92 Comments
Yesterday, for some reason, I watched the entire two-hour season premiere of Last Comic Standing on Hulu in dribs and drabs throughout the day. I just wanted to make sure I let people know that, in…   Read Story »
Aug 13th, 2009 31 Comments
These two are Finalists this season. They beat out thousands of hopefuls. Cream of the crop.
I'm not saying America doesn't have talent. I'm just saying that a question mark should be added to the…   Read Story »
Jul 9th, 2008 Comment
Last night on America's Got Talent, a little girl showed off her talent of getting into a staged fight with her dad.
It's cute when David Hasselhoff asks her if she will negotiate his next…   Read Story »























