Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab your sunscreen even if it's cloudy, both because you can get sunburned when it's cloudy and because you never know when the sun is going to come out or for how long we're…   Read Story »

Before we head off to our weekends, let's take a quick look back and the things that have attempted to distract from the world that surrounds us this week. TAKE IT, GIFS! Vince Vaughn hosted a…   Read Story »

For ages, mankind has wondered whether we were alone in the universe or if perhaps there was extra-terrestrial life on some distant planet in the far reaches of outer space. Well wonder no more,…   Read Story »

Guys, I feel like we really earned this weekend. You know? We put in the time during the week, we paid our dues, and now it is time to reap the rewards. It's obviously impossible to tell whether this…   Read Story »

Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab your iPhone 5 chargers because of course they had to change them so now whenever you go over a friend's house and your phone dies you have to be like, "Does anyone have a…   Read Story »

Have you ever looked into the sky and wondered, "What's up there? Aliens?" And then, "And I don't mean boring-ass aliens like, I don't know, tiny organisms living under the ice on Neptune or…   Read Story »

Some dads out there bring their babies along with them to adult parties at the Playboy mansion, and some dads out there build perfect Aliens Power Loader Halloween costumes that incorporate their…   Read Story »

Hollywood is now developing a live-action/animation hybrid Alf reboot movie. The working title is No Duh, Of Course. It's going to be so great. America's teens are like "Oh man, I'm going to sell my…   Read Story »

Hey! Remember Prometheus? What a romp! I think my favorite part was when the SPOILER overcame the obstacles and got the SPOILER and they all lived SPOILER ever after. Anyway, a lot of people still…   Read Story »

Oh never mind, everything in that movie made sense. You see, there was another one wearing a bathrobe too! Got it. Sorry, Ridley!   Read Story »