Lindsay Lohan failed some kind of test (as if Lindsay Lohan does anything else with tests) and is going back to jail. Right. DOES THE POPE GO TO JAIL IN THE WOODS? This is her new mugshot. Yup. She…   Read Story »

Tonight is the premiere of Jersey Shore, season 2. All our old pals! Snacko and DJ Paul and Eddie. This season, of course, the gang goes down to Miami Beach. Neat! Is the show called Miami Shore now?…   Read Story »

Late yesterday, "Lady of Interest," Lindsay Lohan, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, followed by a 90-day inpatient treatment program for violating the terms of her DUI probation. (See her cry here.)…   Read Story »

Famous people do not stumble home to their dorm rooms the morning after, they take cabs to their dorm rooms. Incidentally, this is still less embarrassing than when January Jones hosted Saturday…   Read Story »

Last month's 'Gum Bowl, which pitted comedians and indie rock musicians against each other in a bowling tournament for charity, was a huge success. It was so successful, in fact, that we decided to…   Read Story »

Mickey Rourke stars in a new Dutch commercial for Bavaria-brand non-alcoholic beer and/or Mickey Rourke stars in a new Dutch documentary about how everyone in the world knows that Mickey Rourke is an…   Read Story »

"Oh, Sandy just loves her new Mad Men Barbie dolls. I've never seen the show myself, but sometimes when I'm taking my afternoon lie-down in the living room, I can hear her playing with them through…   Read Story »

Oh man. Oh boy. So, on a recent episode of her show, Cocktail Town: For Women, or whatever it is called, noted milkoholic Sandra Lee, best known for the Precioustini, decided that a delicious…   Read Story »

Uh oh. Rip Torn got into some mildly hilarious trouble over the weekend. From the AP: Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun…   Read Story »

It all seemed to happen so fast, but here we are, at the Boys II Mend of the road. Tonight, Conan O'Brien hosts his final episode of The Tonight Show after just seven months, and potentially his…   Read Story »