Jake Lloyd is a 20-year-old young man who is like a lot of 20-year-old young men. He went to high school, and suffered the casual cruelties and careless aggressions of adolescence. He took a year off…   Read Story »

His new song (via LaughingSquid) is actually kind of depressing. And dude isn't even pardoying anything! Obviously, in the land of the 14-year-old, Weird Al Yankovic is king. But how many of our…   Read Story »

New Green Day video for "21 Guns," you guys: Hey Green Day, cool sonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I'm not saying that Green Day ever actually embodied any kind of punk ethos beyond what came in a 10$ jar of…   Read Story »

Old Dogs trailer, you guys. During the 2008 election, I supported Barack Obama for president. And I was very happy when he won. A lot of people were. But the thing that struck me more than…   Read Story »

Up until now, I have never actually experienced the trite but (it turns out) real generational gap between young people and old people when it comes to music, where the old person genuinely just…   Read Story »

Look, I don't want to get all Jezebel over here, but fuck you, Jack in the Box. I don't even understand what this ad is for. Isn't the point of advertising to convince a group of consumers that your…   Read Story »

At the MTV Movie Awards, the world's most important and relevant awards ceremony, it will be official: Ben Stiller is old. From People: Zac Efron, 21, will present the Zoolander star, 43, with MTV's…   Read Story »

Old people are amazing, duh. Animal Collective is great, obvs. Diners are delicious, as you know. But old people reviewing Animal Collective in a diner is like a Voltron with bad hips of bestness.   Read Story »

Let me be the first to say: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, Jackie Mason. Obviously, we were all really concerned that you hadn't posted any vlogs in the past two weeks, but now it makes sense. The "phew" heard…   Read Story »

Twilight comes out this weekend, and the fans are looking even crazier than those Harry Potter kids who wanted to stage a massive protest when Warner Bros. pushed the release date of Half Blood…   Read Story »