The website Starcrush, whatever that is, has an exhaustive compendium of side-by-side photographs of 1990s teen heartthrobs in their "prime," and what they look like today. Interestingly enough, all…   Read Story »

Admittedly, this isn't much of a contest these days. Our commenting system currently lacks its upvoting functionality (and also its downvoting functionality) and so there is no way to scientifically…   Read Story »

I'm at my parents' house for passover this week. We used to celebrate passover at my grandparents' house, but, while they are still with us and doing great, thank you very much, the seder is so much…   Read Story »

If you haven't read that New York Times Sunday Magazine article about Lindsay Lohan and Paul Schraeder yet, you really should. It's fascinating. On the one hand, it's one of the most relentlessly…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what's up? Kelly: Nothing!!!!!!!! Kelly: Is anything up with you? Gabe: hmmm Gabe: not too much Gabe: still thinking about the Revolution pilot Gabe:…   Read Story »

Ah'll be old! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH. I'm just kidding you, buddy! Have a great day today!   Read Story »

24 years in 40 seconds morph. From YouTube: "Make sure to check out the morphing video on Vanessa Hudgens." Make sure!   Read Story »

Good morning! We're Al Pacino and Christopher Walken, you might know us from the movies. Over the years, we have delivered many powerful performances and created memorable characters through our…   Read Story »

Get out all of your funeral gear because we're gonna have to throw a big one! JUST DO IT!! 47-year-old actor Brad Pitt, you may know him as "Will Colbert" from the television series Friends, has been…   Read Story »

Celebrity gossip is awful and dehumanizing and a waste of time and we all love it. Even worse are blind items, which are celebrity gossip items posted without proper names so that your mind swirls…   Read Story »