It's strange how, at least I feel like this is true, telling someone they make bad coffee is such a biting insult. "What's the deal with people being so insulted about making bad coffee?" is…   Read Story »

Morgan Spurlock makes boring, self-congratulatory documentaries with a condescending attitude towards simplistic premises that are proven before he gets started. "Is fast food bad for your health and…   Read Story »

Can you read a brief article in the Atlantic about the Verizon spokesman now? Good. (Should I prepare my speech for the Lazy Jokes Awards now, or is that kind of against the whole point of winning?)   Read Story »

If there is one thing people love, it is taking two disparate things and making those things FIGHT. Aliens vs. cowboys. Gorillas vs. bears. Shirts vs. skins. Well, today we have a new match up. In…   Read Story »

The nation roils with political unrest as frustration with our elected leaders reaches an all-time high*. The pundits debate what will happen at the polls this fall. A woman in Arkansas wanted to…   Read Story »

The Joneses trailer, you guys: Look, I haven't gone to business school, and I know that I am mostly a very stupid person who up until college always misheard "windchill factor" as "windshield…   Read Story »

The ads were kind of weird during the Super Bowl this year, no? Like, for one thing, relax MEN. I'm almost positive that this is America and you can still drive whatever car you want to without…   Read Story »

Well, America, it all comes down to this. Who will walk off the field victorious? Will it be some stupid CGI e-Trade baby, or, like, a pair of tits with Go Daddy written on them in ketchup or…   Read Story »

Iron Chef's attempt at a product-integration marketing campaign with Doritos brand tortilla chips can be described in three words: hilarious revolting FAIL.   Read Story »

An on-line dating website for homosexual men attempted to purchase advertising during the Super Bowl, whatever that is, which is airing this year on CBS. The network considered running the ad, but…   Read Story »