You wake up in a dark, wooded, very spooky area. How did you get here? What's the last thing you remember? You think back -- you were driving to meet a friend on a twisty, turn-y stretch of unlighted…   Read Story »

One question I never really have a good answer for when people ask, and they always do, for whatever reason this seems like a question that I've been asked many times by people (generally people I am…   Read Story »

Obviously, the more time passes, especially in our new era of abundant and omnipresent information, people become more "aware" of the machinations of the world around them. (I mean, sort of. Not that…   Read Story »

It's been years since you met your girlfriend at the steam punk renaissance fair, whatever that is, and you've decided that it's finally time to make her yours for good -- you're going to ask for her…   Read Story »

Sorry ma, forgot to take out the trash FULL OF ALL MY OLD PUNK CDs. (Via Uproxx.)   Read Story »

Let's just get this out of the way: here they are if you want to watch/talk about them. What a boring year for Super Bowl commercials, though! I liked the one with the monkeys and the ones with the…   Read Story »

This is just a very good collection of Got Milk ads from the ages. Gary Shandling! Jonathan Lipnicki! Billy Zane's THE SHADOW!?! #DONDA   Read Story »

You know how we've always had that wish that the paper industry would be doing so poorly that it'd stoop to half-baked ideas like packaging normal paper in a box with the Dunder Mifflin logo on it…   Read Story »

"By 2015, cat videos are going to represent 90% of content on the world wide web." - Dawwwwwn Drawwwwper.   Read Story »

Gabe: hey, kelly, what's up? Kelly: Oh hey Gabe nm Kelly: Is anything up with you Gabe: nope ok see you later Kelly: wait Kelly: COME BACK Gabe: WHAT DO YOU WANT? Kelly: I thought of something…   Read Story »