"Seal, Heidi, you both look great. Enjoy yourselves tonight, OK?" That is the type of thing James Cameron should be saying tonight, instead of standing on a step ladder pulling down strips of twisted…   Read Story »

Joe Mande takes a look at how last night's Snorescars would have been distributed if they had been awarded in 2001. THIS SHOULD WIN AN AWARD.   Read Story »

Admittedly, I'm not the target audience for the Academy Awards. I mean, I love to participate in national traditions as much as anyone, and I watch the Oscars every year if for no other reason than…   Read Story »

It's hard to believe that the most important and wonderful night of the year is already here once again. I'm so excited to see which of these famous and successful millionaires gets an intellectually…   Read Story »

I have often said that if I ever won an Oscar, I would keep it in the bathroom as a conversation piece. I'm sure that I picked up this GREAT and serious idea that is real and that I will definitely…   Read Story »

I hope you filled out your office Oscar Pool sheet in pencil, because you're going to want to make a last-minute change whatever you had down for "goodest acting". Our sincerest apologies to…   Read Story »

Vulture is reporting that Sacha Baron Cohen was once a front-runner to host this year's Oscars. When you think of all the things that might have been but aren't, it can make your head spin. Isn't…   Read Story »

In the future, of course, whether our space grandchildren are gathered around us on the hover-porch, wondering when we're going to stop complaining about holographic-SEXTING and start providing some…   Read Story »

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced the 63 songs that are eligible to be nominated, from which 10 will be selected, from which one will be awarded. It's just math basically.   Read Story »

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (which is such an important sounding name for such an incredibly unimportant group of people) has finally announced the host for this year's Academy…   Read Story »