Do you guys remember Charlie Sheen's bonkers 9/11 fan fiction? Of course you do. Because you printed it out and bound it in leather, and embossed the cover with gold-leaf lettering that reads "Most Important Fiction." That shit was insane,... CONTINUE READING CHARLIE SHEEN WANTS TO GIVE YOU $$$ TO PRETEND HE IS NORMAL»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | Fan Fiction | September 11th | Yikes
If the publishing industry were not imploding right now, I would probably walk right into Graydon Wenner's office and pitch him an idea for adding UGH Aficionado magazine to Guy Snoozehouse's illustrious line of Condor Nash publications. "I've already got... CONTINUE READING NSFW: A PORNOGRAPHER WANTS TO MAKE A JAYCEE DUGARD MOVIE, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DOES»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Jaycee Dugard | Nightmares | Philip Garrido | Porno | Yikes
Remember all your boyfriends who you date and love and make love to? Well, you also date and love and make love to these guys. Duh. Is it weird for you? It must be like dating in a mirror, huh?... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS, PART TWO»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in
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Tags: 1980s | Dating | Yikes
"Russian Roulette" video, you guys. It was supposed to premiere on 20/20 tonight, you know, for all the 65-year-old Rihanna-heads out there. "I am enjoying this piece about conditions in Spanish women's prisons, but I also can't wait for the... CONTINUE READING RIHANNA KEEPS IT A LITTLE TOO REAL»
Posted on November 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Rihanna | Yikes
A dude stabbed himself in the leg so he wouldn't have to go in to work at Blockbuster. Yikes. My only question is what's Blockbuster? ... CONTINUE READING THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AT HOLLYWOOD VIDEO!»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Blockbuster | Netflix | Yikes
Seriously, what is wrong with him? Something's wrong with him, right? Is it a disease? IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE BLOG?! Also, what's up with this: Yikes. Ron Artest, what is going on with you? Do you need... CONTINUE READING WHAT IS WRONG WITH RON ARTEST?»
Posted on November 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Afghanistan | Basketball | Misogyny | Rap | Ron Artest | Yikes
The Onion might have gone a little too far with this one. Then again, maybe they didn't. There is no way to tell. Mysteries are all around us.... CONTINUE READING VICTIM IN FATAL CAR ACCIDENT TRAGICALLY NOT GLENN BECK»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Glenn Beck | The Onion | Yikes
As you have probably noticed, it is Blog Law that every blog on the Internet give you their favorite scary movie to watch on Halloween. If you don't, you have to go to Blog Jail! And then another blog has... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S OFFICIAL PICK FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN MOVIE VIEWING PARTY»
Posted on October 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Cookies | Gary Busey | Horror Survival | The Gingerdead Man | Yikes
Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?! Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men a little more towards your mouth? A... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT, NOW FOR MEN»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Homoeroticism | Shake Weight | Yikes
Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He even plays bass... CONTINUE READING RICHARD HEENE'S PSYIENCE DETECTIVE THEME SONG»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Assholes | Balloons | Falcon Heene | Hoaxes | Reality TV | Richard Heene | Theme Music | Yikes
Wait a second, there was no boy in the balloon? Jesus Christ. He could be anywhere! Sort of. Depending on how you define "be." This is awful. Now what are we supposed to do? Also the family had been on... CONTINUE READING UH, NOW WHAT?»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Balloons | Children | Nightmares | Yikes
Everyone is watching this livefeed video about a SMALL BOY flying through the air in a FUCKING ALIEN BALLOON right? Just making sure. ... CONTINUE READING BUBBLE BOY 2: FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Balloons | Children | Nightmares | Yikes
Remember the California Raisin Facepaint guy from ancient earlier this afternoon? Of course you remember him, because you date him, and he is your boyfriend, and one day maybe he will put a ring on that finger. But it turns... CONTINUE READING OH HELL NO, THERE ARE MORE?!?»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Nightmares | Yikes
HOLY. SHIT. I HEARD IT THROUGH THE NIGHTMAREVINE! Have you ever barfed so much that you couldn't barf anymore and you're just kneeling there over the toilet drawing up thin strands of hot, yellow bile, FROM YOUR EYES? Somehow this... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: CALIFORNIA RAISIN FACE PAINT GUY»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in
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Tags: California Raisins | Yikes
As you may have read, during the taping of last Friday's episode of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, during a sketch in which Conan raced Teri Hatcher into the studio, Conan slipped and hit his head. He was later... CONTINUE READING YES, MONSTERS, THE FOOTAGE OF CONAN O'BRIEN FALLING AND HITTING HIS HEAD»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Health | Monsters | Teri Hatcher | The Tonight Show | Yikes
I took a red eye airplane last night. Do you know what a red eye airplane is? It's an airplane that leaves very late at night and gets in even earlier in the morning, and if you're lucky, Cillian... CONTINUE READING LET'S PAINT, EXERCISE, AND GET OUR HEADS OUT OF THESE YOGURT CUPS»
Posted on July 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Red Eye | Squirrels | Yikes | Yogurt
Advertising Executive 1: Gene, baby, we've got to get the word out on the streets about the new season of your reality show, and we've got some ideas. Gene Simmons: Hit me. Advertising Executive 2: A urinal cake. With... CONTINUE READING GENE SIMMONS, THE WORLD'S MOST DIGNIFIED MAN»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Devendra Banhart | Gene Simmons | Gene Simmons Family Jewels | Pee | Toilets | Yikes
Oh boy. This guy. His name is tonetta777, and he plays guitar. He has lots of songs, like "Drugs Drugs Drugs," and "Sweet 16." He kind of seems like someone's dad who reached a point in his life where he... CONTINUE READING UH OH, SOMEBODY'S GAY DAD BROKE INTO THE HIGH SCHOOL A/V ROOM»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Vampires | Yikes
