Seriously Woody Allen? I'm sure it's all fist-bumps at the playground over that one. It's weird how many seemingly non-creeps have signed this thing that only a creep would sign. Where Joe Francis at? SOMEBODY GET JOE FRANCIS ON THE... CONTINUE READING THEY SHOULD RENAME THE "FREE ROMAN POLANSKI" PETITION THE "I'M OFFICIALLY A CREEP" PETITION»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Crimes | Joe Francis | Justice | Perverts | Rape-Rape | Roman Polanski | Woody Allen
Yesterday Time.com launched a debate about an online-only Budweiser commercial -- a two-minute sketch in which a guy tries to subtly order a porn magazine called "Tongue & Cheeks" in a convenience store along with his Bud Light and watch... Little Miss Sunshine'">CONTINUE READING BUDWEISER'S CONTROVERSIAL "PORN" AD IS JUST A RIPOFF OF LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE»
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Tags: Budweiser | Little Miss Sunshine | Steve Carrel | Woody Allen
The lawsuit Woody Allen was bringing against Dov Charney and American Apparel for using his image in their advertising without approval was supposed to go to court today, but it's been had settled! The only thing left now is a... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN PAVES THE WAY FOR WOODY ALLENS EVERYWHERE»
Posted on May 18, 2009 in
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Tags: American Apparel | Fashion | Jews | Woody Allen
gabe: what kind of cake should we buy woody allen for his retirement? lindsay: hahaha lindsay: One of those boobie cakes. gabe: what? gabe: THIS IS A HERO'S FAREWELL gabe: this is not your sister-in-law's bridal shower gabe: SHOW SOME... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT KIND OF CAKE SHOULD WE GET WOODY ALLEN FOR HIS RETIREMENT?»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Cake | Larry David | Whatever Works | Woody Allen
The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Whatever Works, you guys: Oh Hell No. No offense to the Elder Gods, and Woody Allen has earned his place in a bulletproof plexiglass display at the Museum of Legends, but it looks... CONTINUE READING WHATEVER WORKS LOOKS LIKE THE WHATEVER WORST!»
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Tags: Evan Rachel Wood | Larry David | Whatever Works | Woody Allen
Haha. Whoa! The poster for Woody Allen's new movie, Whatever Works, in which Larry David acts as a stand-in for Woody Allen, and Evan Rachel Wood acts as a cipher for any number of aspects of Woody Allen's bizarre love... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEW MOVIE POSTER REALLY LAYS IT ALL OUT THERE»
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Tags: Evan Rachel Wood | Larry David | Whatever Works | Woody Allen
If there's one thing everyone loves, it's a story about opposites who attract, and who could be more different than Sarah Palin and Woody Allen? So now there's Woody Palin: Sarah Palin is waaayy too old for Woody Allen. (Via... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN AND WOODY ALLEN, SITTIN' IN A TRAILER»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Annie Hall | Sarah Palin | Woody Allen
The New York Times published Woody Allen's humorous Vicky Cristy Barcelona set diary this weekend. It's kind of funny, which means it's just a little too funny for Shouts and Murmurs.... CONTINUE READING SILLY WITTY BARCELONA»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Javier Bardem | Penelope Cruz | Scarlett Johansson | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | Woody Allen
I like Manohla Dargis. She's one of my favorite film critics. She's funny and smart (I'm good at describing people in an illuminating way) and she can elevate the Hollywood blockbuster into the rareified air of high art. Oh gross.... CONTINUE READING IT'S LIFE, JUMP INTO LIFE: VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA»
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Tags: Manohla Dargis | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | Woody Allen
This is a 26-minute documentary from 1986 about Woody Allen directed by Jean-Luc Godard (Spout Blog via Fimoculous). You're either welcome or I am sorry, it depends. Of course, you can probably just do the same thing you did in... CONTINUE READING JEAN LUC GODARD MEETS WOODY ALLEN TO GET YOU LAID»
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Tags: College | Jean Luc Godard | Woody Allen
I missed this a couple months ago, but thanks to Aaron for the tip: the famous orgasm conversation scene from Manhattan, starring Miss Piggy as Diane Keaton and Kermit the Frog as Woody Allen: Miss Piggy is a little miscast... CONTINUE READING THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN»
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Tags: Kermit The Frog | Manhattan | Miss Piggy | Woody Allen
The trailer for the latest Woody Allen/Scarlett Johansson project, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which Allen insists is not about threesomes, leaked today. (Mental note: 1994's Threesome should be nominated for worst movie ever made.) It actually doesn't seem that bad until... CONTINUE READING NEW VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA TRAILER HAS ACTUAL DIALOGUE»
Posted on June 18, 2008 in
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The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, guys: Yes, this looks boring. No, Woody Allen hasn't made a truly important film in almost 20 years. But you have to give him credit for cutting out all the... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE IS JUST GOING TO BE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND AN OLD JEW SILENTLY FUCKING IN A BAGEL STORE»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Aging | Javier Bardem | Penelope Cruz | Scarlett Johansson | Sex | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | Woody Allen
Woody Allen is currently filming an untitled project in which Larry David goes on a date (or dates, NO SPOILERS) with Evan Rachel Wood. It looks like this: (via Just Jared) It's nice to see everyone stretching themselves on this... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S UNTITLED PROJECT CURRENTLY FILMING IN NEW YORK»
Posted on April 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Evan Rachel Wood | Larry David | Pigeon Holes | Woody Allen
