Admittedly, I am a little late on this one, mostly because I don't watch So You Think You Can Dance?. Nor do I regularly keep tabs on BREAKING So You Think You Can Dance? news. Personally, I prefer my dancing... CONTINUE READING A WOMAN MAY HAVE SHOWN HER HUMAN VAGINA ON SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?!»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Dancing | Scandal | So You Think You Can Dance? | Vaginas | Women
Remember that one time many years ago that you were on a family vacation to a rented cottage and your parents invited some of their friends over one afternoon for an all-day (all-boring) lunch? All the adults sat a long... CONTINUE READING SHERRI SHEPHERD GETS A BIKINI WAX, AND THE PROPHECY COMES TRUE»
Posted on August 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Fashion | Sherri Shepherd | Wax | Women
Ladies, your bodies are so fat! It's disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Luckily, many of you are. Good work, women's magazines and all other media and also society! Ladies, it's important to stay thin and fit and toned... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING US»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Masturbation | Shake Weight | Women
The only thing to really do with this is set it up: the following is a scene from ABC Family's new gymnastics-themed show, Make It Or Break It, which based on this scene appears to be a documentary about what... CONTINUE READING THE GREATEST FIGHT SCENE OF ALL TIME»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Awesome | Fighting | Gymnastics | LOLk | Make It Or Break It | Women
Man, Katherine Heigl is totally your girlfriend. Here, the makers of her new film, The Ugly Truth (which looks great*, btw, you must be very proud), Kristen Smith and Karen McCullah Lutz, talk a little bit about your girlfriend's impressive... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: KATHERINE HEIGL»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Idiocracy | Karen McCullah Lutz | Katherine Heigl | Kristen Smith | The Ugly Truth | Women
Look, I don't want to get all Jezebel over here, but fuck you, Jack in the Box. I don't even understand what this ad is for. Isn't the point of advertising to convince a group of consumers that your... CONTINUE READING JACK IN THE BOX ADVERTISING ALMOST AS BAD AS JACK IN THE BOX FOOD»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Aging | Jack In The Box | Misogyny | Smoothies | Women
Ladies, the movies that are made with you in mind are categorically terrible. Hollywood's just not that into you! Take back the movie night! Other slogans borderline-offensively repurposed to make a joke about "chick flicks"! Seriously, though, you should be... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: HANGING UP»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Diane Keaton | Hanging Up | Lisa Kudrow | Meg Ryan | Women
GameStop, that store I'm vaguely aware of but have never set foot in (because I'm a woman), put out this unintentionally funny (though it's trying to be actually funny) video to train their employees on how to sell video games... CONTINUE READING GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE TRAINING VIDEO EXPLAINS WOMEN PERFECTLY, DUDE»
Posted on February 25, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Emmys | Videogames | Women
With the Slim Suit, you'll lose weight quickly and save tens of dollars on wrapping yourself in tinfoil. That would make you look crazy! Looking good, ladiez. You'll cut weight for the big fight this weekend in no time. You... CONTINUE READING LOOK BAD, FEEL BAD»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Fashion | of Montreal | Slim Suit | Women
From the opening line ("Women: aren't they beautiful?") to the shocking probably-illegal conclusion, this video guide to hypnotizing women and then having sex with them is exactly like a comedy sketch, except it was clearly filmed before the age of... CONTINUE READING FOUND FOOTAGE: HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN THROUGH HYPNOSIS»
Posted on May 29, 2008
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Tags: Found Footage | Hypnosis | Women