Wolverine, like all the X-Men mutants, feels at odds with the world. He did not choose to have his powers, they chose him, and yet he is hated. No matter his deep well of humanity, or his simple desire to... CONTINUE READING REAL LIFE WOLVERINE CLAWS DUDE WALKS THE MUTANT'S LONELY PATH»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in Fan Art
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Tags: Nerds | Wolverine: Origins
X-Men Origins: Wolverine made 87 million dollars domestically at the box office this weekend, and 160 million when you add in overseas ticket sales. According to the media reports, this is "a great kick-off to the summer," which is true... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE»
Posted on May 4, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | Hugh Jackman | Liev Schreiber | Taylor Kitsch | Will.i.am Hologram | Wolverine: Origins
This weekend's Videogum Movie Club selection is Wolverine: Origins, starring international suPEEstar, Hugh Jackman. You see it this weekend. We see it this weekend. We meet back here Monday morning for coffee and commentary. Summer has sprung!... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB PRESENTS: WOLVERINE: ORIGINS»
Posted on May 1, 2009
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Wolverine: Origins
It appears that Hugh Jackman's darkly stained pants saturated with his own urine will not pay a visit to Mexican fans this week. He has canceled the Mexico wet-leg of his international peemotional tour for Wolverine: Origins due to... CONTINUE READING MEXICO WILL NOT RECEIVE VISIT FROM HUGH JACKMAN'S DAMP, PEE-SOAKED PANTS»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Health | Hugh Jackman | Mexico | Pee | Swine Flu | Wolverine: Origins
The type is a little hard to read here, so I've transcribed it: Pee Marks the Spot My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to pee my pants is simple. Milk has protein to help... CONTINUE READING IF ANYTHING, HUGH JACKMAN HAS GOT TOO MUCH MILK»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Milk | Pee | Wolverine: Origins
Hugh Jackman has taken a moment out of his busy pants-peeing schedule (these pants aren't going to pee themselves!) to introduce a Wolverine: Origins contest: Oh boy! Obviously, winning this contest could easily make some nerd's year. I know that.... CONTINUE READING LET'S MAP BOMB THE WOLVERINE: ORIGINS PREMIERE»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in Contests
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | MGMT | Nerds | of Montreal | Wolverine: Origins
Man, the Wolverine: Origins publicity train has left LOL Station and is speeding its way to FAIL Town. First there was yesterday's Rochelle, Rochelle movie poster, and now there's what appears to be a pin up from YM (Young Mutant!... CONTINUE READING DO THESE WOLVERJEANS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?»
Posted on February 27, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Teenagers | Wolverine: Origins
A French movie poster for this spring's Wolverine: Origins has found its way onto the internet, and holy shit. Is this real life? Obviously, I would recommend that anyone who's working on diversifying their LOLk investment portfolio should definitely put... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, WOLVERINE: ORIGINS, THIS IS YOUR POSTER»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Liev Schreiber | LOLk | Puberty | Wolverine: Origins
Wolverine: Origins trailer, you guys: This looks pretty good, and out of all the superhero movies, origin stories are my favorite, plus TIM RIGGINZZZZ, but something has changed. I've always enjoyed Hugh Jackman's portrayal of Wolverine in the previous X-Men... CONTINUE READING WOLVERINE PEES HIS PANTS»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Hugh Jackman | Jarvis Cocker | Liev Schreiber | Taylor Kitsch | Wolverine: Origins
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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