Dear Summer of 2010, I am writing to you from the summer of 2009. Do you remember it? What a summer it has been so far, and it is only July! For one thing, many people have died. Summer bummer!... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SUMMER OF 2010»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in An Open Letter
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Tags: Future | Wipeout
Last night was the premiere of I Survived a Japanese Game Show, and while it's clear that Americans are definitely lacking in the pride and honor department, the 10 contestants chosen to compete are not at all lacking in the... CONTINUE READING I SURVIVED I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: I Survived A Japanese Game Show | Wipeout
Both I Survived a Japanese Game Show and Wipeout premiere on ABC tonight. Personally, I'm more excited for Wipeout because I believe in the purity of humiliation, and don't need to be distracted some Hollywood suit's complex conceit. But both... CONTINUE READING HAVE SOME F-ING PRIDE WHEN YOU BOUNCE INTO THE MUD, AMERICA!»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: I Survived A Japanese Game Show | Wipeout | Xenophobia
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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