"Honey, how many bottles of Achmed syrah should I order for the dinner party tomorrow night? Well, sure, a case, but we'll go through that, you know how Tom drinks, and if we're going to spend the money on... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR WINE: JEFF DUNHAM WINE»
Posted on November 6, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Jeff Dunham | The Jeff Dunham Show | Wine
Oh, good. Now you, too, can be a melty-faced mentally disabled transvestite swamp monster with a wildly distorted self-image! Boo*! To be fair, that is terrifying. I'm usually supportive of people who are willing to play along with a joke... CONTINUE READING THE KIM ZOLCIAK HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS A JOKE»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Halloween | Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta | Wine
One of the great lines in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was when Jason Segel was talking on the beach with Kemo and he asked how Kemo knew he'd been dumped by Sarah Marshall and Kemo said: "I heard about it... CONTINUE READING SOPRANOS WINE WILL COMBINE THE TWO BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD»
Posted on October 28, 2008 in Merch
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Tags: Forgetting Sarah Marshall | The Sopranos | Vampire Weekend | Wine
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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