Nope. No. Nunh-unh. "But Gabe, they have a website." So? Everyone has a website. Your mom has a website. It's called htttp://www.mommyshomepage.com, and she hasn't updated it in nine months. What is up with her, anyway? (Thanks for the... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: THIS WII "PRAYING" GAME IS FAKE»
Posted on November 19, 2009 in Parodies, Video Games
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Tags: Fake | Mass: We Pray | Nope | Religion | Wii
Check these fun guys out. To serve (digital bowling balls) and protect (their high scores). From the AP: Minutes after storming into the Florida home of a convicted drug dealer, some Polk county undercover drug investigators were caught on tape... CONTINUE READING COPS TAKE A QUICK BREAK FROM RAIDING DRUG DEALER'S HOUSE TO PLAY WII BOWLING. WHAT?»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in Justice, Video Games
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Tags: Crime | Drugs | Police | Wii
You guys want to come over and play some Muscle March? SHIRTS OPTIONAL. We'll split up into two teams, as we always do, Pants and No Pants. Obviously, this is always problematic since everyone wants to be on Team... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR VIDEOGAME: MUSCLE MARCH»
Posted on May 18, 2009 in Video Games
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Tags: Health | Homoeroticism | Japan | Muscle March | Wii
Nintendo 64 kid is rolling in his grave (because he died. From being so excited): Someone needs to send that kid to the Milford School.... CONTINUE READING NEW GAMING SYSTEM, SAME KIDS GOING F-ING CRAZY»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Christmas | Vampire Weekend | Wii
This is so everywhere, but Wii-throwing videos never get old: Well first, of course, That's Your Boyfriend. And second: it's kind of touching and heartfelt when he cradles the TV in his arms while crying "Mama!" It's kind of like... CONTINUE READING GROWN MAN THROWS WII AT TV, THEN CRIES FOR HIS MAMA»
Posted on December 16, 2008 in Caught On Tape, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Crying | Wii
So I just played Wii for the first time last weekend, which is ridiculous, but how was I to know it was awesome when watching my friends play it has been so boring over the past year? Now Nintendo has... CONTINUE READING WII MUSIC WILL LEAD TO WII BANDS, WII BAND PRACTICE, AND WII BAND CAMP»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Video Games
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Tags: Wii
This poem from the New Yorker magazine is a rumination on Virgil's conception of death as an inescapable constant force, the impossibility of fatherhood in the face of war, and the lack of available Nintendo Wiis. The God of Loneliness... CONTINUE READING WII ENNUI»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in Video Games
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Tags: Fatherhood | Grand Theft Awww | Nintendo | War | Wii
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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