This one is so miserable that I'm not even giving it a full post. And yet, I think you might find that once you start, you cannot stop. You will be trapped in a The Pleasure Locker.   Read Story »

It's important to remember just what this modern method of communication was invented for in the first place. Thank you, of course, to Dr. Al Gore.   Read Story »

I would like to organize a Videogum Congressional Task Force and charge them with understanding where the system broke down to the point where we somehow missed last night's Juggalo-themed episode of…   Read Story »

You've always found it inappropriate how whenever you told your banker that you wanted to make a deposit, he would giggle and say "YOU AND ME, BOTH, BROTHER." And you have always thought that it was…   Read Story »

Brian Dunkleman! Remember him! He co-hosted the first season (and as far as I am concerned, the ONLY season) of American Idol with Ryan Seacrest. And then he disappeared. Forever. Banished to some…   Read Story »

(Click to enlarge.) Admittedly, it's a slow news day, but I refuse to write about CHANNING TATUM'S DICK. Anyway, Patton Oswalt's Big Fan is out on DVD today, and I have heard good things but I have…   Read Story »

Please know that we are aware of the multiple 404 errors on this site. We're working on it. The phones should be ringing in unison across the world soon.   Read Story »

As you may have heard, Japan's Finance Minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, has quit after appearing drunk at this weekend's G7 Summit in Rome. Reports the New York Times: The minister, Shoichi Nakagawa,…   Read Story »

Hugh Jackman is going to host the 81st Annual Academy Awards? What? Doesn't the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences realize that this man PEES HIS PANTS ALL THE TIME? This is actually just…   Read Story »

Because both Lindsay and I want this to be a fun homepage that opens up a dialogue about whatever's happening in visual entertainment, we knew coming into this job that we were going to have to work…   Read Story »