Bill Maher is basically the worst. He's self-satisfied and condescending and a bully. He's basically the left wing Bill O'Reilly. Yes, Bill O'Reilly is more the worst than Bill Maher, but they are both varying degrees of the worst. But... CONTINUE READING SOMETIMES BILL MAHER STOPS BEING THE WORST FOR 10 MINUTES»
Posted on September 30, 2008 in
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Tags: Bill Maher | Bill O'Reilly | Elisabeth Hasselbeck | Joy Behar | Religulous | Sherri Shepherd | The View | Whoopi Goldberg | Whoops Ocean
Last night's episode of Entourage was full of cameos. Tony Bennett! Mark Wahlberg! Leighton Meester! But none of that was important. Mark Wahlberg was phoning it in and his scene barely even made sense! Tony Bennett's delivery is stiffer than... CONTINUE READING ENTOURAGE: IT'S TIME TO SINK VINCENT CHASE TO THE BOTTOM OF WHOOPS OCEAN»
Posted on September 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Adrian Grenier | Entourage | Jeremy Piven | Kanye West | The Decemberists | Whoops Ocean
A "man" plays the theme to Duck Tales on an acoustic guitar. The video must have gotten cut off before it could finish uploading because no one shoots him in the face at the end. ... CONTINUE READING LET'S TURN OFF THE INTERNET UNTIL WE ALL LEARN HOW TO USE IT»
Posted on August 22, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Coachella | Duck Tales | Whoops Ocean
On last night's episode of Last Comic Standing, the show that makes doing a Hunt for the Worst Show of All Time egregiously unecessary, something outrageous and unbelievable happened. No, no one told a funny joke. (God, that show is... CONTINUE READING THE 2008 ELECTION IS NOW A CHOICE BETWEEN THE LESSER OF TWO UNFUNNY EVILS»
Posted on August 6, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Academy Awards | Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain | Last Comic Standing | Mickey Rourke | National Failures | Robert Pattinson | Tina Fey | Whoops Ocean
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor trailer, you guys: Sometimes that movie looks like fun, and sometimes it looks like the worst. It's like that vision test you have to take at the DMV where you push a button... CONTINUE READING AT WHAT POINT WILL THE WORLD HAVE ITS FILL OF BRENDAN FRASER?»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in
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Tags: Brendan Fraser | Jet Li | The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor | Whoops Ocean
If this is the worst season of The Real World of all time, and I think it is, then last night's episode was the worst episode of the The Real World of all time. I've watched this show off and... CONTINUE READING DEFINITIVELY THE WORST SEASON OF THE REAL WORLD IN THE HISTORY OF THE REAL WORLD»
Posted on May 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | David Malinosky | Greg Halstead | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | Whoops Ocean | William Gilbert
Oh good, just what we needed, a second trailer for You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Can someone tell me what's wrong with this movie. I mean, obviously it's terrible. But it was written by Robert Smigel and Judd Apatow.... CONTINUE READING I DON'T MESS WITH YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Jews | Judd Apatow | Mariah Carey | Robert Smigel | Whoops Ocean | You Don't Mess With The Zohan
