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Mostly I just feel bad for those kids, because life is all down hill from here. It will literally NEVER get better than this moment. Sorry, boys. You get one complimentary round of high-fives on the…   Read Story »
Hilary Swank is OFFICIALLY SORRY for the part when she went to the lavish birthday party of a human rights violator. Yoops! She has promised to donate all of her proceeds--you know how it is when you…   Read Story »
Last week, Kirstie Alley fell down on Dancing with the Stars. This week she lost her shoe. Tragedy plus time becomes comedy, but I believe the inverse may also be true.   Read Story »
CORRECTION: bibs ARE just for babies. (And caricatures of Italian-Americans.) But sure. Yes. I mean, let's be real: this world is full o' slobs. If the planet is 80% water, then the human population…   Read Story »
By now, you have surely seen the above clip already in which Kirstie Alley falls (well, is dropped) during her performance of the Rumba! on last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars. Afterwards,…   Read Story »
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Hey, no offense, and, like, I'm sure your boyfriend has a lot of great qualities that I don't know about, those little things that attracted you to him in the first place and that are what you're…   Read Story »
My name is Gwyneth Paltrow. I live in a castle and give people condescending advice about how to live their lives. Here is my vagina.   Read Story »
This may be the most euphemistic use of the word "mistake" ever.   Read Story »
And we're back. (Via GorillaMask.)   Read Story »