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Nov 21st, 2011 41 Comments
Mostly I just feel bad for those kids, because life is all down hill from here. It will literally NEVER get better than this moment. Sorry, boys. You get one complimentary round of high-fives on the… Read Story »
Oct 14th, 2011 9 Comments
Hilary Swank is OFFICIALLY SORRY for the part when she went to the lavish birthday party of a human rights violator. Yoops! She has promised to donate all of her proceeds--you know how it is when you… Read Story »
Apr 12th, 2011 20 Comments
Last week, Kirstie Alley fell down on Dancing with the Stars. This week she lost her shoe. Tragedy plus time becomes comedy, but I believe the inverse may also be true. Read Story »
Apr 12th, 2011 56 Comments
CORRECTION: bibs ARE just for babies. (And caricatures of Italian-Americans.) But sure. Yes. I mean, let's be real: this world is full o' slobs. If the planet is 80% water, then the human population… Read Story »
Apr 5th, 2011 87 Comments
By now, you have surely seen the above clip already in which Kirstie Alley falls (well, is dropped) during her performance of the Rumba! on last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars. Afterwards,… Read Story »
Feb 23rd, 2011 92 Comments
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Feb 8th, 2011 59 Comments
Hey, no offense, and, like, I'm sure your boyfriend has a lot of great qualities that I don't know about, those little things that attracted you to him in the first place and that are what you're… Read Story »
Jan 25th, 2011 283 Comments
My name is Gwyneth Paltrow. I live in a castle and give people condescending advice about how to live their lives. Here is my vagina. Read Story »
Jan 6th, 2011 41 Comments
This may be the most euphemistic use of the word "mistake" ever. Read Story »
Jan 3rd, 2011 57 Comments
And we're back. (Via GorillaMask.) Read Story »
