Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it…   Read Story »

Oh ladies, screw your heads back on! They're falling off! From TMZ: TMZ has learned, lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a…   Read Story »

Lafayette and Jesus are enjoying a gorgeous outdoor brunch and boy did they earn it after last week's episode. Eat up, boys, you must be famished! Jesus can kind of tell that something is up with…   Read Story »

Remember last week how Sookie and Lafayette got dissaparated by the witch? (Little Harry Potter keywords humor for you keywords-heads.) Well, she just took them inside the store, which is kind of…   Read Story »

We pick up right where we left off last week, at the Vampire Tolerance Party in the hotel ballroom. It's a bloodbath! There are witch-controlled vampires everywhere. Sookie's running around with her…   Read Story »

Alcide the werewolf is carrying Fairy Sookie through the graveyard to safety after she got shot in the great Witches Vs. Vampires War of 2011 but he is overtaken and Sookie is snatched from his…   Read Story »

Hey, remember last week's thrilling, pulse-pounding cliffhanger when Vampire Jessica, ensorceled by that witch, threw open the doors to the sunlight and there was a gunshot out on the lawn after…   Read Story »

So, that old scrapbooking witch who runs the scented candle store is 100% 400-year-old Spanish witch now. U GOT POSSESS'D! She uses her Vampire Powers to make it look like she is being attacked in…   Read Story »

Eric and Sookie are going at it like a couple of teenagers. Or one teenager and one 900 year old dude in basketball shorts. (Question: was the costume budget slashed this year? You would think that…   Read Story »

LOOK, it bears often repeating, but you really can't fault someone (too much) for doing something to help other people, even if what they are doing is silly and nonsense and probably won't help…   Read Story »