We've all had a lot of fun looking at photos from yesterday's Twilight: New Moon premiere. Some might say the most fun ever. Although if you hear someone saying that, ask them to stop, and tell them that they... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM WHY DON'T YOU CAPTION IT? CONTEST: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on November 17, 2009
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Tags: Caption This! | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: 50 Cent | Celebrities | Dakota Fanning | Huh? | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
In preparation for this weekend's release of The Twilight: New Moon (OMG u guyz, is it possible 2 die from 3 much excitement?!), I decided to actually watch The Twilight yesterday, you know, see what the kids were into these... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: A PRIMER FOR ADULTS»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Children | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: LOLk | New Moon | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Vitamin Water | Werewolves
The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the... CONTINUE READING THE VAMPIRE THING NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Dildos | Sex | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yuck
Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a mistake when... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: WEREWOLVES ARE THE NEW VAMPIRES ARE THE CUTEST!»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | OMG | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
MTV confirmed yesterday that they were moving ahead with their announced Teen Wolf remake TV series. Oh, great news! I'm going to crush a beer can on my forehead in celebration in the hopes that the blunt force trauma will... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK AT MTV'S NEW TEEN WOLF»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Basketball | MTV | Teen Wolf | Teenagers | Werewolves
"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Remember when Jack Nicholson made a werewolf movie in the '90s that was supposed to be serious, and well-acted, and dramatic but turned out to be ridiculous, and terrible? Me too.... CONTINUE READING THE WOLFMAN TRAILER, YOU GUYS»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Anthony Hopkins | Benicio Del Toro | Emily Blunt | Hugo Weaving | The Wolfman | Werewolves
New Shakira video, you guys. "She Wolf": I used to think that Shakira was anthropomorphic vagina dentata. Especially in that one video where she was covered in motor oil and thrashing around like some kind of Latina Cloverfield. "We have... CONTINUE READING SHAKIRA IS THE HOT, COLOMBIAN ELAINE BENES»
Posted on July 31, 2009 in
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Tags: Sex | Shakira | Werewolves
What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you are going... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NEW MOON IN YOUR PANTS!»
Posted on July 17, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: New Moon | OMG | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
This doesn't really count as a bad trailer in the same way After Last Season or C Me Dance do, because it's a porn/horror B movie that never aspired to anything else, but it's still fun times. A werewolf is... CONTINUE READING WEREWOLF IN A WOMEN'S PRISON»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Lollapalooza | The Decemberists | Werewolves
Well, you have. Obviously you have. If you have watched one episode of True Blood, you have seen terrible. But last night was something special. So Vampire Bill went to Vampire Court or whatever, and that was hilarious because Vampire... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: YOU AIN'T SEEN TERRIBLE YET!»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | The Decemberists | True Blood | Vampires | Werewolves
There is a highly-anticipated movie coming out called Twilight. All the blogs are talking about how exciting it is that Twilight is on its way. There's going to be a Twilight trailer at the beginning of Speed Racer as an... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS TEENAGE VAMPIRE BUSINESS»
Posted on May 2, 2008
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Tags: Buffy | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
