Dear 2012, I know we agreed December 21st, 2012, was when the world would end, but if you feel like ending sooner, please feel free. Anytime, really. We are all done here. Sincerely, People…   Read Story »

Here we go. HERE WE GO. Gingers, it is time for you to stand up for yourself, claims this one other ginger. And also people that are not gingers but really "support" gingers, whatever that means, you…   Read Story »

Speaking of cards, go to jail.   Read Story »

Date: December 17, 2009 Time: Unknown Location: Cable/Internet Source: MTVU Description: In new music video, artist Rihanna claims to be "so hard" while constantly making hand gestures towards crotch…   Read Story »

I'm all for peace and stuff, but I'm also all for waging war on whoever made this. I love the smell of dropping napalm on whoever made that this morning.   Read Story »

In the Loop trailer, you guys: They showed this trailer ahead of Bruno when I saw it in Seattle (jealous?) last weekend, and it looks really good. It's like Dr. Strangelove meets The Queen meets…   Read Story »

This poem from the New Yorker magazine is a rumination on Virgil's conception of death as an inescapable constant force, the impossibility of fatherhood in the face of war, and the lack of available…   Read Story »