This will be the last I complain for the day about the logistical nightmare that my life has become. Seriously, these guys know what I'm talking about: "I hate cholera, and when my 17" MacBook Pro…   Read Story »

MTV announced this weekend that it was pulling the scene from this week's episode of Jersey Shore in which Snooki gets punched in the face. From US Weekly: "What happened to "Snooki" was a crime…   Read Story »

Oh no! Another child actor falling on hard times! Cool neck tattoos! To be fair, I'm not sure we can blame the fickle, exploitative nature of Hollywood for this one. Even Danny Bonaduce knows better…   Read Story »

Uh, we know that you can transform the ladies, Chris Brown. Especially in the face. You just ball your hands up into fists and you turn regular faces into heavily punched faces. And then you run away…   Read Story »

I know that this reporter is just trying to put food on his family, and it's not like he comes down to the drunk heckler's work and knocks the basket of chili-cheese-fries soaked in half a spilled…   Read Story »