Uh, we know that you can transform the ladies, Chris Brown. Especially in the face. You just ball your hands up into fists and you turn regular faces into heavily punched faces. And then you run away into the... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: CHRIS BROWN CAN TRANSFORM YA, LADIES»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Cars | Chris Brown | Rihanna | Violence
I know that this reporter is just trying to put food on his family, and it's not like he comes down to the drunk heckler's work and knocks the basket of chili-cheese-fries soaked in half a spilled beer with three... CONTINUE READING FUCKING WITH REPORTERS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Assault | Bloopers | Drunk People | Michael Jackson | Violence
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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