gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights gabe: these are personal gabe: they are no one's business! lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table. lindsay: Who else is out there figuring out... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT DO WE FIGHT ABOUT WHEN WE FIGHT ABOUT LOVE?»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Jimmy Fallon | John Stamos | Kathy Griffin | Kevin Smith | Kristen Stewart | Mark Wahlberg | Twilight | Verne Troyer
Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I'm really at a loss on this one. I've seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually harassed Sugababes singer Mutya Buena... CONTINUE READING UM, WHY IS VERNE TROYER MAKING OUT WITH A BABY DOLL?»
Posted on January 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Celebrity Big Brother | Coolio | Mutya Buena | Verne Troyer
Dear Verne, I know that you won't be reading this until your time on UK's Celebrity Big Brother is over. It must be hard for you to not be able to communicate with your friends and family. That house is... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO MY GOOD FRIEND VERNE TROYER»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bears | Celebrity Big Brother | Verne Troyer
The new season of Celebrity Big Brother premiered in the UK this weekend, and guess who one of the housemates is. I will give you 32 guesses. Get it? Because he's 32 inches tall? I'm basically Vladimir BLOGOKOV, because of... CONTINUE READING VERNE TROYER IS ENGLAND'S PROBLEM NOW»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Celebrity Big Brother | Verne Troyer
Verne Troyer put down his glass of egg nog and looked out the window at the falling snow. The fuzzy strains of Bing Crosby Christmas played softly in the background, as Verne Troyer's own sex tape flickered in mute on... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: VERNE TROYER CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS EVE»
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Tags: Christmas | Verne Troyer
It's like Abraham Lincoln once said, "you can please some of the people all of the time, and you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please Verne Troyer." And then he added "Eracism!"... CONTINUE READING VERNE TROYER HATES ME»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Bonnaroo | David Byrne | Verne Troyer
Just in case you were worried that Verne Troyer's attempts to legally block TMZ from posting clips of his sex tape would work, his attention-seeking ex-girlfriend, who's confused about just what kind of fame leaking a sex tape you made... CONTINUE READING VERNE TROYER'S SEX TAPE CONTINUES TO EXIST»
Posted on July 2, 2008 in
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Tags: Ranae Shrider | Sex Tapes | Verne Troyer
lindsay: this is going to be a short fight gabe: ZING lindsay: tmz described it as like childbirth in reverse lindsay: so I'm never having kids now gabe: tmz is an asshole gabe: i don't know that many blogs that... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE, HOT OR NOT?»
Posted on June 27, 2008 in
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Tags: Fred Durst | Gene Simmons | Paris Hilton | Sex Tapes | Verne Troyer
Yesterday afternoon, TMZ posted a short clip of a Verne Troyer sex tape with the headline "Avert Your Eyes." A rare miss, TMZ. I don't know if anyone's told you this, but Troyer hasn't been funny to laugh at since... CONTINUE READING THREE SEX TAPES THAT WOULD BE WORSE THAN VERNE TROYER'S»
Posted on June 26, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Sex Tapes | Verne Troyer
Collider has an interview with Verne Troyer today about The Love Guru (and also his work on The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, in which he co-starred with his best friend, Heath Ledger). They cover all the burning questions: Collider: Was... CONTINUE READING VERNE TROYER IS SUCH AN UNCLE TOM THUMB»
Posted on June 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Mike Myers | The Love Guru | Verne Troyer
Heath Ledger's tragic death earlier this year came as a terrible surprise. He was a very talented actor and will be greatly missed. But in the past few months, amidst the outpourings of support for his family, and the shared... CONTINUE READING VERNE TROYER PLAYS THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN»
Posted on April 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Heath Ledger | Sinbad | Verne Troyer
