No he doesn't. Obviously, this is fake. Let's just all be real with each other. Before it's even over you can smell the viral marketing all over this (smells like Diet Red Bull and middle age). But so what! Either... CONTINUE READING VANILLA ICE APOLOGIZES, FOR EVERYTHING»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Music Related Content, Viral Marketing
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It's fun to watch brains work. Like, one minute you're delivering a news piece featuring the sad and unfortunate realties of domestic abuse, and the next minute you're doing embarrassing karaoke with back up dancers for no apparent reason. But... CONTINUE READING HE WAS PUNCHING HER AND KICKING HER WHICH REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE SONG I'D LIKE TO RUIN FOR YOU NOW»
Posted on April 11, 2008 in Local News, Music Related Content
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Tags: Anchors | The Desperate Need For Attention | Vanilla Ice
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