Sam is about to get MURDERED! He stumbled into the wrong bacchanalian field orgy. Marianne puts on her bull costume and asks for the ceremonial murderin' knife, which is handed to her on a platter, as is the custom, and... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: THE BLEEDS HAVE BEGUN, INDEED»
Posted on August 3, 2009 in Soap Operas
(40 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
There is a new lady vampire. Perfect. One thing that this show has been sorely lacking is an over-abundance of characters and too few plotlines. Vampire Eric called her to make her try and fuck Vampire Bill because Vampire Eric... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: SAME BLOOD, DIFFERENT DAY»
Posted on July 27, 2009 in Soap Operas
(25 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Eminem | Stephen Moyer | Tracy Morgan | True Blood | Vampires
Haha. Blade is always photobombing people. Whatever little champion made this already wins the Videogum Keys to the Internet. But surely we can make this even better (worse):... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: NEW MOON HAS A TWIST ENDING»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in Spoilers
(25 comments)
Tags: Blade | Photobombs | Twilight | Vampires | Wesley Snipes
Daphne is a baby deer! Her and Sam start making out because JUNGLE FEVER. (There are a lot of puppies and tiny little deer in the jungle, you need to look that up.) But then they get interrupted by Terry... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THIS SHOW HAS A SWAMP THING»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in Soap Operas
(37 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you are going... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NEW MOON IN YOUR PANTS!»
Posted on July 17, 2009 in Teen Korner, Wait For It..., What America Wants
(32 comments)
Tags: New Moon | OMG | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
HELLO UPPER-EASTSIDERS, Just kidding. If you live on the Upper Eastside and you read this blog, thank you for reading and please give me a limousine! But I will not cater to you. The rest of us are down here... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL XOXO SUMMER NEWS XOXO ROUND-UP XOXO»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(26 comments)
Tags: Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Nate Archibald | Taylor Momsen | Vampires
LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.... CONTINUE READING ALL DRESSED UP LIKE TWLIGHT AND NOWHERE TO GO»
Posted on July 1, 2009 in Dream Merch
(7 comments)
Tags: Fashion | Nerds | Twilight | Vampires
So look, my DVR didn't tape True Blood last night for some reason. So I haven't seen it. Was it good? NO SPOILERS! Just kidding. I ain't care. But, so, also, Billy Mays died? And that is just really sad.... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD/BILLY MAYS OPEN THREAD»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in Comment Party!
(33 comments)
Tags: Billy May | Death | Infomercials | True Blood | Vampires
Vampire Eric ate that redneck. He screamed a lot and he ate him. For us, this is a gruesome scary murder, down in the Saw basement, but for Vampire Eric it is a snack, right? What's with all the screaming?... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: VAMPIRES BE SHOPPIN'!»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(37 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
It's probably been official for awhile, but now it is extra official: America will gobble up any all kind of bullshit as long as you just put some vampires in it. We know this! But now we really know this!... CONTINUE READING AMERICA SAYS, "JUST FUCKING PUT SOME VAMPIRES IN IT"»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in What America Wants
(74 comments)
Tags: HBO | Idiocracy | Ted Leo | True Blood | Vampires
Oh wow. I'm not sure how they managed to pull it off, but the second season of True Blood looks like it's going to be EVEN WORSE than the first season, and the first season was VERY, VERY BAD. The... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: WELCOME BACK TO THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(41 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Ben Gibbard | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
Fake ad as viral marketing for True Blood, you guys: Wooooof. You know what my favorite thing about this is? It isn't the cheesiness, which to be fair, they actually nailed pretty well. The alcohol commercials this is parodying often... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD'S VIRAL MARKETING ALMOST AS BAD AS TRUE BLOOD ITSELF»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in Viral Marketing
(16 comments)
Tags: True Blood | Vampires
FilmDrunk points out that the enormous popularity of the Twilight series of books and movies has expanded its merchandising to a theme cruise. The trip includes an autograph session and a costume ball. Sounds like fun! A bunch of frustrated... CONTINUE READING POSTCARDS FROM THE TWILIGHT CRUISE»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in Dream Merch
(19 comments)
Tags: Cruise | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires
Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in Trailer
(70 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
There are a lot of ways to know how old you are. Like, looking at your birth certificate. Or asking your mom. Can doctors determine how old you are? Kind of, right? I'm not Professor Health, and while I don't... CONTINUE READING A SCIENTIFIC TEST TO DETERMINE YOUR AGE»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in Wait For It...
(21 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
New Moon, the sequel to Twilight, has its first poster, you guys. Does it just give you shivers? Well you are 12 and you should put on a sweatshirt. Admittedly, I haven't actually seen Twilight. Because I am an ADULT.... CONTINUE READING EVERY NEW MOON POSTER IS LIKE SUNDAY»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in Movie Posters
(42 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Vampires
A woman in St. Louis found a copy of the Twilight sequel screenplay in the garbage, and has returned it to the movie studios. Whoops. Leave sleeping garbage lie, lady! From the AP: A St. Louis beauty salon owner accidentally... CONTINUE READING ST. LOUIS WOMAN DISTURBS THE NATURAL ORDER OF GARBAGE»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Justice, Screenplays
(22 comments)
Tags: Garbage | Hairdressers | New Moon | St. Louis | Twilight | Vampires
Here's a special preview clip from the upcoming second season of True Blood (June 14 on HBO), you guys: Man, I forgot about those accents. Did they somehow get worse? I think they got worse. This clip is bringing back... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD SEASON 2: NOW WITH WORSE ACCENTS!»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in Hate-Watching, Wait For It...
(17 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
The YouTube description, which I'm assuming you wrote, really says it all: A lost love affair, ancient Egypt, pyramids and skies on fire, a young queen, magic, the afterlife, Anubis, the Underworld, Vampires... Music Video fantasy with a story.... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: "THE HUNGER"»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in Music Related Content
(16 comments)
Tags: Egypt | Vampires
I know the economy is bad and stuff (nailed it, Nobel Prize), but Barack Obama needs to address the real threat to the future of American preeminence, which is too much fucking vampire stuff already. Enough! From Variety: The CW... CONTINUE READING GREAT, MORE VAMPIRE CRAP»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Sheeple, What America Wants
(9 comments)
Tags: Girls | Vampire Diaries | Vampires
(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on October 10, 2008: If... CONTINUE READING WHY YOU MIGHT NOT CARE ABOUT TWILIGHT»
Posted on December 30, 2008 in Backlashes, Everyone's A Critic, Rerun, Trailer
(6 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Vampires
Yesterday, I thought I found another one of your music videos. I think even you would agree that Tricia Walsh-Smith's "(I'm Going) Bonkers" seems like something you'd be involved in. But as commenter Adams pointed out, I was wrong. This... CONTINUE READING NO, WAIT, THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: CHRIS DANE OWENS'S "SHINE"»
Posted on December 5, 2008 in Music Related Content
(18 comments)
Tags: Chris Dane Owens | Vampires
Colbert Report writers Frank Lesser and Mike Brumm made this silly-funny parody of Twilight, True Blood, and the whole vampire craze: "That was an hour? It felt like a lifetime!" made me LOL. Narnia inside jokes are the best. Also... CONTINUE READING COLBERT WRITERS MAKE A TWILIGHT/TRUE BLOOD PARODY»
Posted on December 4, 2008 in Parodies
(6 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | True Blood | Twilight | Vampires
What happened? Not what happened on the show because of all the exciting mysteries, but literally what happened? That was obviously not a season finale. Was it because of the Writers Strike? Because that ended a billion years ago. Get... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: WOW, WHAT A TERRIBLE SEASON FINALE»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in Hate-Watching
(17 comments)
Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | True Blood | Vampires
Twilight comes out this weekend, and the fans are looking even crazier than those Harry Potter kids who wanted to stage a massive protest when Warner Bros. pushed the release date of Half Blood Prince back eight months. Clearly there... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT FANS, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in Oh, Yuck!
(19 comments)
Tags: Aging | Flight Of The Conchords | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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